To pleasure oneself sexually. Often refers to male masturbation and can be used as a synonym for jacking off or spanking the monkey
Example A
man what did you do saturday night?
oh nothing just watched the hockey game then smashed myself
Example B
Hey, you ever sit on your hand until it falls asleep and then smash yourself ? It feels like someone else is doing it.
man what did you do saturday night?
oh nothing just watched the hockey game then smashed myself
Example B
Hey, you ever sit on your hand until it falls asleep and then smash yourself ? It feels like someone else is doing it.
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I hope you don’t James yourself tonight when you are with your girlfriend! That’s when you break the bed while having sex and accidentally jizz in your own face then lick your lips unintentionally!
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