Crazy SOB, I mean you have to be to deal with that hot stuff daily. Will usually have an energy drink and a pack of cigs at all times. May also be found on rain days in your wife’s bed.
It’s 100 degrees out and those crazy asphalt workers are out there playing in 300 degree rocks!
by AsphaltAnimal December 23, 2021
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Qwerk-Worker A awkward person who is befriended by someone of their gender to boost their status with the opposite gender. They typically play their role unwittingly and are often shamed and publicly-embarrassed.
Jason got a nice girlfriend, because he used Andrew as a Qwerk-Worker.
by YCSD January 11, 2018
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an irish term for a homosexual man, this is an offensive term which others may find funny if it is aimed at someone else..
hey mate i saw steven looking at you, he is a bum hole worker
by the urban rapist November 2, 2010
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The one day of the year you get to beat up that one Nark ass Co-worker for reporting you to the boss after you were using your phone to text your ride home. Or reported you to the boss for smoking in the parking lot. Or reported you for being five minutes late from break. Among all things you get to beat that one guy or girl up who has been a pain in your side with no disciplinary action. Just don't go crazy and kill them or you'll be known as that on loco guy.
Jeff: Man, I Can't wait for beat a co worker day

Seasun: me too,who are you gonna lay the smack-down on?
Jeff: Rencyanne she went and reported me for smoking pot in the parking lot on my break, you?
Seasun: Owen, He cut my pay last week so i'm Bringing the brass knucks!
Jeff: Oooh your Gonna be that one loco guy on beat a co worker day aren't you
Seasun: Yep!
by Anonymousgamer21 November 22, 2021
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The Postal Worker: When a guy shoots his load in the girls ass crack (sealing the envelope) smacks her ass (placing the stamp) and pushes her out of bed (sending it off).
The bitch kept farting in bed so I had to give her The Postal Worker to get her out of there!
by dday85304 April 21, 2011
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Another way to call someone an albino or white as snow. Usually an insult unless the person your calling Starbucks worker works at Starbucks.
Your a starbucks worker you snow colored fool.
by Dodo November 29, 2016
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Someone who works at Starbucks. Most commonly an LGBT+ person (or at the least is overweight and/or dyed their hair.
by virginislanderpresidnet July 23, 2022
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