asphalt worker

Crazy SOB, I mean you have to be to deal with that hot stuff daily. Will usually have an energy drink and a pack of cigs at all times. May also be found on rain days in your wife’s bed.

It’s 100 degrees out and those crazy asphalt workers are out there playing in 300 degree rocks!

by AsphaltAnimal December 23, 2021

hot worker

Basically a very sexy person that works at McDonald’s and Starbucks. They usually have a big booty or chest. 🥴😩😩😩

Person 1: omg he’s a hot worker

Person 2: omg ask for his number

Person 1: can I get ur number sexy person
Starbucks person: no now leave ugly
Person 1: *cries*

Person 2: WHATEVER U NEVER HAD A BIG BOOTY ANYWAY.

by Jsjdnenennen September 6, 2021

Kitten workers

Cookie clicker players should know, but they are kittens that give you cookies in exchange for milk.

Yo the Kitten workers are such a good upgrade.
Yeah there are so many variants
It gives you so much cookies per second

by tRigeL February 18, 2022

Dream worker

A work colleague who becomes the subject of your erotic dream

I had another sex dream about boss. They are definitely my dream worker now

by EvsC March 4, 2022

Stomach Worker

An absolute dumbass of a person. Their iq is definately lower than their age and they have made no accomplishments during their lives at all. They are doomed to work in the stomach as they are too fucking stupid to work anywhere else.

Fuck oi Finn's such a stomach worker, absolute useless cunt.

by Phuckz June 9, 2021

non-union worker

A worker who isn’t supported by a labour union, and thus doesn’t have a union to negotiate employment terms, wages, benefits, workplace health and safety, job training and other work-related issues, on their behalf.

“Why is Jimmy working so many hours of overtime without pay?”
“He’s a non-union worker, which means that he doesn’t have a labour union to represent him, so he doesn’t really have that much of a choice, currently.”

by kk_a August 24, 2024

Red Collar Worker

Someone who works as a social media influencer, due to the red in the YouTube logo.

Charlie Kirk was a red collar worker because he makes online content.

by hanballector September 12, 2025