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Wookie-Bush

An area of unkempt pubic hair that has grown haggard and bushy through neglect.
She had Wookie-Bush so bad, I lost my damn keys in her Whisker Bisquit!
by hoot rider November 4, 2017
mugGet the Wookie-Bushmug.

wookie ass

An ass so hairy, dark, and smelly that it frightens children, women, and pretty much anyone who looks at it. Sometimes referred to as the "Forest Moon of Endor" the ass has been known to be used as a photo bomb in friends text messages, PM's, and IM's. The only way to clean this ass, and get it to something resembling a normal human's, is to have it perch upon "Leigh's Toilet Bidet" and spray for approximately 8-12 hours.
Happy: OMG Kelly why did you just bomb me with wookie ass while I'm eating lunch with my parents?

Kelly: Legit LOL happy you didn't tell me you were eating lunch with your parents. Wookie ass just sent me a picture doing the Shawn Michael's pose with a broom here it comes!
by N Barber September 18, 2014
mugGet the wookie assmug.

pussy wookie

An oversized and misshapen clitoris or labia that most likely resulted from an unfortunate vibrator accident or an unsuccessful inbreeding with a moose. Mostly found on hairy beasts.
My trailer park is filled with pussy wookies. Chewbacca's natural enemy is the pussy wookie.
by Animal frogged December 2, 2014
mugGet the pussy wookiemug.

stuttering wookie

noun To place the end of a didgeridoo between a woman's legs on her vagina and blow really hard.
April forgot her name when her boyfriend gave her a stuttering wookie
by sephcathcass January 6, 2010
mugGet the stuttering wookiemug.

Wookie snatch

Wookie snatch: a hairy, large woman’s typically unfresh and unkept vagina.
I’m guessing he isn’t sticking it anywhere fresh; last I heard, Its hole of choice was Wookie Snatch.
by GggggggDdddd May 25, 2018
mugGet the Wookie snatchmug.

Pocket Wookie

When one pulls their penis out through a zipper or hole in the pocket and and then lets out a loud Chewbacca sound on unwitting people.
John reached in his pocket to pay for a pack of gum and Pocket Wookied the cashier and ran out the door.
by Bitteraussie July 10, 2018
mugGet the Pocket Wookiemug.

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