Dude, we get home from Kelly's and she's all over me. I slide my hands under her mini, pull her skivvies down, and a bunch of smelly panty raisins fall out!
by Cubswin60611 July 11, 2010
Get the Panty Raisinmug. They are like brownie points but actually for bad deeds, or when you are an asshole towards the person you hate the most, and they acknowledging how much they hate you.
Sebastian pull Dave's pants in front of his crush, letting her and friends know he was a stump.
Dave: MAN FUCK YOU
Sebastian: * Dusting his hands off.* I earned my daily Raisins cookie points. Bastard had it coming
Dave: MAN FUCK YOU
Sebastian: * Dusting his hands off.* I earned my daily Raisins cookie points. Bastard had it coming
by Red_Titanium November 22, 2021
Get the Raisins cookie pointsmug. A mood swing triggered by the traumatic experience of mistaking oatmeal raisin cookies for chocolate chip.
My mom baked some chocolate chip cookies last weekend, I was so excited until I inspected them closely and realized they were full of mummified grapes! My Oatmeal Raisin Depression was so bad I didn't leave my room for the rest of the day.
by Kancolle Marine Sexpert March 6, 2018
Get the Oatmeal Raisin Depressionmug. by Meliss11542 November 27, 2007
Get the Raisin Branmug. A grape who grew up on a Mexican Grape Vineyard in a bunch with his familia. One day, they got ripe and were picked. But just when the barefoot fat lady came to squish them into wine, a flamingo swooped in and carried him away. He was the only survivor of the Great Grape Holocaust of 1990. So the flamingo flew him to her home with the fuckin' penguins. The flamingo tried to eat him, but realized she didn't like grapes. So she spit him out onto a rock and there he dried. While his insides were evaporating, he found many bits of straw and wheat which he was able to weave into his very own sombrero. When he finally put it on, he realized it had magical powers! It gave him arms and legs. (Which were retractable for safety reasons.) And he wandered away from the rock as the one and only Raisin Man Browno.
by PumpkinFuck June 24, 2010
Get the Raisin Man Brownomug. I hate chocolate covered raisins, they make my rag smell.
I made my girlfriend suck the chocolate off my rag after she gave me chocolate covered raisins.
Freddy couldn't hear cause he wasn't wearing his hearing aids, so when I told him not to stick his balls in my butt, he ended up with chocolate covered raisins.
I made my girlfriend suck the chocolate off my rag after she gave me chocolate covered raisins.
Freddy couldn't hear cause he wasn't wearing his hearing aids, so when I told him not to stick his balls in my butt, he ended up with chocolate covered raisins.
by Sean Manning June 1, 2005
Get the chocolate covered raisinsmug. The act of placing a raisin on somebody's seat right before they sit down, then proceeding to eat the raisin once they stand back up.
This is usually done without the sitter knowing, but it can be done willingly if you ask the person politely if they will sit on the raisin for you.
This is usually done without the sitter knowing, but it can be done willingly if you ask the person politely if they will sit on the raisin for you.
Connor has a huge crush on Iryna, so he a put a raisin on her seat before she sat down on the desk next to him.
When Iryna got up to sharpen her pencil, Connor ate the chocolate covered raisin.
When Iryna got up to sharpen her pencil, Connor ate the chocolate covered raisin.
by cufflinktimejohnny September 9, 2011
Get the chocolate covered raisinmug.