Willies no Wonka

An intense feeling of disgust, making you want to wonk your willy right off its socket.
"Wow dude those kicks are really fly and hip and swagger."
"Hey, you're kinda giving me the Willies no Wonka."
by WilbertWonkerberry May 22, 2023
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Strep Willy

The act of giving someone a wet willy while you have strep throat. Quite frowned upon due to the contagious nature of strep throat.
Jim:OH NO!!
Dave:What?
Jim:That kid just gave me a strep willy
Dave:Aww that sucks. Good luck
by dudeguybroman September 16, 2011
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[willy tingler]

The sensation you recieve when falling from a large height on a rollercoaster
That ride is amazing, it's a right willy tingler!
by Karl33 January 29, 2009
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Bo Willis

A cocktail comprised of 5-6 shots of Grey Goose vodka served over ice in a 16 oz. styrofoam cup, then topped with a splash of cranberry juice. A proper Bo Willis is served with Ocean Spray Cranberry Juice Cocktail from a bottle (not from a soda gun), and has no garnish. However, when ordering it is highly recommended to emphatically request "NO LIME".

Correct Preparation: (1) Completely fill 16 oz. styrofoam cup with ice, (2) Fill cup with Grey Goose vodka until liquid is 1 inch from rim, (3) Add splash of Ocean Spray Cranberry Juice Cocktial, (4) Fill remainder of cup with ice.

A "Skinny Bo Willis" can also be made by substituting Tito's vodka for Grey Goose.
Example (1): I had two Bo Willis's at the club last night and was so hammered that I passed out in the back seat of my Uber on the way home.

Example (2): I'm going to stick to beer. I have plans tonight, and if I have a Bo Willis now, I won't be able to function.

Example (3): Without question, Elden makes the best Bo Willis's.
by The Real SB September 15, 2017
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willy mo

To "Willy Mo" something means to look up/research a topic on Wikipedia to get facts to prove your point.
Person 1: "Do you know Kwang was actually played by Savio Vega?"
Person 2: "Really are you sure?"
Person 1: "I think so... lemme just go and "Willy Mo" it."
by The Real William Morgan May 11, 2008
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crusty willie

To masturbate and allow the sperm to stream down ur dick, leaving it until it dries then fucking a girl.
Dude, I was wanking hard last night until my girlfriend called me and said she wanted me to come over. At first I was a little pissed, but then I decide to just give her a crusty willie.
by J I Z Z L E March 17, 2009
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Wesley Willis

The now-deceased schizophrenic singer-songwriter famous for his short but sweet songs about anything from his crack-addicted mother to having his ass eaten by vultures.

I'm sure Wes is telling God to suck a male camel's dick right now. Rest in peace, buddy.
Rock over London, Rock on Chicago
Timex: It takes a lickin' but keeps on tickin'
by King Ninja March 03, 2004
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