Last night I fucked Destiny and she sucked my dick, this morning she had bad weenie breath.
I'm gonna give Courtney weenie breath tonight.
Chris" Damn Destiny you got weenie breath"
Destiny "Oh shit lemme go brush my teeth"
I'm gonna give Courtney weenie breath tonight.
Chris" Damn Destiny you got weenie breath"
Destiny "Oh shit lemme go brush my teeth"
by Long Dick Chris August 15, 2019
*their’s a newborn baby
“Aw, you’re a cute little weenie!”
*theres a tiny cactus
*whispers
“Little weenie”
“Aw, you’re a cute little weenie!”
*theres a tiny cactus
*whispers
“Little weenie”
by MomThatsCool August 26, 2019
a woman that everyone in town wants to get with but who only selects one or 2 partners per year. you have to catch her at the exact right moment. a rare opportunity.
by xmama13 October 18, 2017
A tight "brief" style men's swimsuit, like those worn in swimming competitions. The shape and size of the man's penis is visible and typically looks bent.
by pisforpaul July 25, 2013
by adamjackson&jason69memefilms December 22, 2017
An intense battle waged by rival gaggles of Doodle Bangers. This war is fought with flaccid weenies as each Doodle Banger thrusts their hips violently towards their opponents helicoptering their Male organs, attempting to batter their opponents until climax is achieved.
by Flaccid Doodlebanger January 20, 2020
Hey, did you know most beanies have a weenie?
What’s a beanie weenie?
Duh, the top part of a beanie that doesn’t touch your head.
Oh yeah, I know!!
What’s a beanie weenie?
Duh, the top part of a beanie that doesn’t touch your head.
Oh yeah, I know!!
by bella🤪🤪 March 05, 2020