Toffee watch

A term to describe a disabled person who likes to suck violently on their wrist as if it tasted like a sweet delicacy.

''Wow that cripple is really going to town sucking their wrist!

Must be wearing one of those toffee watches"

by Scarse690 June 27, 2017

Watch the show

An expression used to tell someone to pay attention, usually said out of annoyance or irritation.

"Wait, did the teacher say we were working in groups?"

"She said that 20 minutes ago, dude! Watch the show!"

by MrExister February 13, 2023

ex-watching

looking for someone while walking in a place that has a high probability of them being there, but hoping not to find them.

~whilst walking on campus~
Friend 1: you look a bit distracted
Friend 2: yeah, ever since Mary and I broke up I am ex-watching while on campus

by socialmediahater March 5, 2023

Tabloid Watch

A blog that analyses select stories mainly found in the Daily Mail and sometimes the Daily Express. The Sun and even the Daily Star. The writer will pick an article and pick it to pieces showing that is it not the paragon of journalism the newspaper claims it is but is in fact a load of scaremongering bollocks to keep people in a permanent state of 'fury'.

I've just read an entry on Tabloid Watch that picks apart the article that claimed that ALL British jobs have gone to immigrants and shown it to be utter rubbish backed up by figures and information collected from a variety of reliable sources.

by SLVA January 23, 2011

watching the sunset?

a technique used by bi guys to get the attention of his crush. commonly used when the speaker is internally panicking because of said crush.

dude A: *panicking* watching the sunset?
dude B: wait i'm your crush?

by klanceiscanonyoucowards January 2, 2019

watching a dvd

A euphemism created by the clique for having sexual intercouse with a partner or another individual.

Mate I'm watching a DVD so I'll be a bit late

by Cliquecrew January 28, 2015

stinge watch

To deliberately delay watching multiple episodes of a television series on a streaming service in order to extend the time in which you watch the series and fully enjoy each episode.

I am definitely going to stinge watch the next season of Ted Lasso, it's so good it has to be savored.

by chrsryn November 25, 2021