A phrase that describes when an object is shaking or vibrating in an abnormal or particularly violent fashion.
"Y'see these ceiling fans, Barry?", Joshua McTrousers called to his workmate. One fan wasn't secured properly and was shaking side to side whilst spinning. "Yes, the middle one has got a bit of a wank on, hasn't it", Barry concurred. Joshua tightened his grip on his tool case. "I'll have this fixed by the day's end, or my name isn't Joshua McTrousers!"
Alice's car had a bit of a wank on, as her complete lack of practical skill had led her to think that the best replacement for a flat tire was a square one.
"Controlling resonance in mechanical systems is a challenge for designers", Professor Gardenhose explained. "If you don't control it properly, your resultant engine might run with a bit of a wank on."
Alice's car had a bit of a wank on, as her complete lack of practical skill had led her to think that the best replacement for a flat tire was a square one.
"Controlling resonance in mechanical systems is a challenge for designers", Professor Gardenhose explained. "If you don't control it properly, your resultant engine might run with a bit of a wank on."
by JankZappa January 19, 2022
Get the A Bit Of A Wank Onmug. A wank which leaves a person exhausted and weak because of the repetitive, strenuous motion of the arm.
The person ends up almost as weak as Superman when he is exposed to Kryptonite.
The person ends up almost as weak as Superman when he is exposed to Kryptonite.
Person 1: Hey, want to go to town today?
Person 2: I cant, sorry, I'm recovering from a kryptonite wank.
Person 2: I cant, sorry, I'm recovering from a kryptonite wank.
by COOLBEAN.S April 2, 2011
Get the Kryptonite Wankmug. To stop play a game, often times competitive (IE, CS:GO or LoL), midway to jerk off.
Once you then come back to the game few minutes later you should play better.
Once you then come back to the game few minutes later you should play better.
by NOKris September 5, 2015
Get the mojo wankmug. The first wank after a long exam season. Involves screaming, "FREEDOM!" enthusiastically at the point of ejaculation.
Saul: Mate, I just had an incredible Freedom Wank.
Tom: Oh yeah I heard! I thought you were watching Braveheart.
Tom: Oh yeah I heard! I thought you were watching Braveheart.
by TomAndSaul June 5, 2014
Get the Freedom Wankmug. When you shove your phone in your boxers, so that when someone rings or texts you, your phone vibrates giving you a nice feeling. This can also make you hav an errection. For girls if you put it near or in your pussy then you can also have enjoyment.
Eg1
man that girl is hot she was phone-wanking me all last night! Man I got soo horny, I got a massive errection.
Eg2
wow I was being phone-wanked last night by a reli hot guy!
man that girl is hot she was phone-wanking me all last night! Man I got soo horny, I got a massive errection.
Eg2
wow I was being phone-wanked last night by a reli hot guy!
by Josh ;) February 12, 2009
Get the Phone-Wankingmug. You get a group of friends to come around to your house, you then choose the seeker, who will count to 50 while the rest of the group of friends find hiding places within the house.
After the seeker has done counting he/she has to shout "ready or not here I come" once these words are spoken the hiders commence wanking. The seeker then searchs for said wankers, and has to find them before they ejaculate
After the seeker has done counting he/she has to shout "ready or not here I come" once these words are spoken the hiders commence wanking. The seeker then searchs for said wankers, and has to find them before they ejaculate
Phil: "where is simon?"
Simons mum: "sorry were abit busy playing wank and seek, I think he is hiding in the closet as it smells of sex wee in there!"
Simons mum: "sorry were abit busy playing wank and seek, I think he is hiding in the closet as it smells of sex wee in there!"
by phild12345 October 16, 2009
Get the Wank and seekmug. Dan; Why did you spend so long in the jacks, were you having a gay wank or something?
Matt; yes i was.
Dan; wait i didn't know you were gay!
Matt; I'm not, you don't have to be gay to enjoy a gay wank.
Matt; yes i was.
Dan; wait i didn't know you were gay!
Matt; I'm not, you don't have to be gay to enjoy a gay wank.
by johnny wanks-alot December 23, 2008
Get the Gay Wankmug.