this word is very unique since my friend vendija made it whilst we were on the way to school, it means a dick maybe a small one maybe a large one who knows all we know is that it wiggles
by kadie dick sucker May 14, 2018
Get the wiggly wagmug. Often used to explain a situation where a naive or ignorant person made decisions that caused them personal greif or suffering, where a competent person would consider common knowledge.
U$er: I can't print from my computer to my printer!
Bill: You can't print from your computer? Let's clear your browser's cookies and cache, restart 4 times and we should probably reformat the computer too.
...3 hours later...
WAG - spent 180 minutes fixing a paper jam
U$er: I can't print from my computer to my printer!
Bill: You can't print from your computer? Let's clear your browser's cookies and cache, restart 4 times and we should probably reformat the computer too.
...3 hours later...
WAG - spent 180 minutes fixing a paper jam
by Steeeef January 29, 2019
Get the WAGmug. Spouses, significant others, or bottom-bitches that are sexually alluring. This phrase is not to be used for side pieces, mistresses, or booty calls.
Nick: By the Way, I am hosting a Super Bowl Party at my place this weekend. All are welcome, including your hit wags. No side pieces allowed! I don't want to have to hide my valuables.
by The Blue Collar Foodie February 7, 2024
Get the Hit Wagsmug. Cock Wagging (noun):
An ancient and totally unnecessary ritual where Homo Arroganticus feels compelled to flaunt their perceived superiority, achievements, or Instagram followers. Practiced by both men and women alike, it usually involves subtle tactics like flexing in a reflective surface, name-dropping, or loudly explaining Bitcoin to people who didn’t ask.
Side effects may include:
Eye rolling in nearby humans
Spontaneous allergic reactions to humility
And the mysterious vanishing of friends mid-conversation
An ancient and totally unnecessary ritual where Homo Arroganticus feels compelled to flaunt their perceived superiority, achievements, or Instagram followers. Practiced by both men and women alike, it usually involves subtle tactics like flexing in a reflective surface, name-dropping, or loudly explaining Bitcoin to people who didn’t ask.
Side effects may include:
Eye rolling in nearby humans
Spontaneous allergic reactions to humility
And the mysterious vanishing of friends mid-conversation
Alex: “So I told Elon I’d only invest if I got equity and a Tesla Plaid…”
Jamie: “Dude. Stop cock wagging. We’re at a baby shower.”
Jamie: “Dude. Stop cock wagging. We’re at a baby shower.”
by Mechmonkey64bit May 2, 2025
Get the Cock Waggingmug. Wagative is more than a word it is a feeling.
It is also a movement called wagativity.
Are you wagative?
It is also a movement called wagativity.
Are you wagative?
by wagawins October 8, 2020
Get the Wagativemug. Two trays dog sidekick who's favorite toy is an empty plastic bottle and if were a human would 100% have asthma
He’s also two trays favorite kid
He’s also two trays favorite kid
by Definitely not two trays kid July 24, 2022
Get the Little wagmug. graphictoria man!!!!!!!!
by tacodaniel February 28, 2022
Get the Kyle Wagnessmug.