Vertically impared

(ADJ) Used to describe a very short person in an ghetto educated manner.

Me: Hey Did you see that boy walk past just now.
You: Yeaahhh he was vertically impared

by Lil QuaQua May 6, 2012

Vertical trailer

A townhouse or row home...not in an upscale neighborhood. The whole neighborhood or development would be a vertical trailer park.

"Let's go hang at Ryan's."
"Are you kidding me? What a dump! He lives in a vertical trailer park!"

by Catcherintheeye June 27, 2013

Vertical Fur Burger

n. A woman's minge.

Also known as a vag, fanny, quim, gash, flange, gwatch, twat, cunt, bearded tuna, panty hamster, wizard's sleeve, badly filled kebab.

Clive couldn't hold back any longer. He pinned Janice down in the heat of passion and proceeded to dine out on vertical fur burger.

by HadeK September 17, 2013

Vertical Rhinoceros

When two fully erect men lay on their backs, scissor their legs together until their balls touch, and a woman mouts both penises allowing for simutaneous penitration of the anus and vagina.

"I'll tell you Michael, there is no one I would rather Vertical Rhinoceros my wife with."

"I agree, your smooth shaved balls rubbing against mine really add to the experience, John."

by the band of 5 May 17, 2014

Verticle pinned

When someone is hair pinned and has it as verticle as possible to represent they have weed and willing to be a vender to sell some for the right price. May or may not be a dealer, but usually knows other hook ups. Generally down to smoke you out as well.

that guy is verticle pinned, he Will hook us up

by South/eastbaylivin March 30, 2015

Verticubiphobia

Fear of box jumps and/or the act of box jumping

"No! *cross fit instrutors name here* I will not partake in box jumps due to my verticubiphobia!"

by Jak'n'jill June 2, 2015

vertical Big mac

A very fat vagina

I bet she has one of those vertical big macs

by CountVonfingerbang October 4, 2015