Ass Vacuum 

This is what boyfriends are called when you can't be really mean, but they're being an asshole.

<3 Tom <3 is an ass vacuum. "Dude! My boyfriend is an ass vacumm, too!"

Ass Vacuum by Manda87 October 14, 2005

the dirty vacuum 

occurs when a woman is sucking your dick and you decide to flatulate and as you are doing so she sucks it out of your ass.

Luis P-- ooo that feels so good suck my dick baby!

Random girl- did you just fart? imma suck it out!

Luis P-- yeah baby girl thats "the dirty vacuum!"

the dirty vacuum by Looey P, and Eche February 10, 2010

Hoover Vacuum 

When a guy ejaculates in a someone's belly button and sucks it out.

I was on my period so my boyfriend totally hoover vacuumed me.

Hoover Vacuum by teachmehowtodouche December 13, 2010

Pennie Vacuum

A Jewish person who suffers from severe Anorexia and near total blindness, due to not being able to see through his massive afro.

God Max is such a Pennie Vacuum! I don't think he can even see the pennies he sucks up! He must have Smell-o-vision.

Pennie Vacuum by LoadedAtUrFace April 25, 2011

Chaff Vacuum 

Varient of douchebag

Ugh, that guy is a total chaff vacuum.

Chaff Vacuum by Dangertits June 11, 2012

Cup vacuum 

When you hold a cup on your face without your hands and suck all of the air out of it

Belle: Have you ever done the cup vacuum?

Gigi: Yeah it's so cool

Belle: I know right, like how is it staying up

Cup vacuum by LorelaiGilmore July 9, 2016

Vibe Vacuum 

That person who can suck any enjoyment and happiness out of any situation. A fun sponge. A mood hoover.

We were have such a great time until Gerard came along. He's such a vibe vacuum

Vibe Vacuum by Dallianced January 17, 2020