When two men take adjacent urinals at the same time and are unable to take their piss. The man who walks away first loses and the winner is able to do his business in peace.
Man 1: I just finished the longest urinal standoff in my life.
Man 2: Did you win?
Man 1: No, and the worst part is, I still need to pee!
Man 2: Did you win?
Man 1: No, and the worst part is, I still need to pee!
by 420noobmaster69 June 17, 2019
Get the Urinal Standoffmug. When you go to a pub or club in the mens bathroom and one of thems clogged up with a lot of urine and the colour becomes basically hot yellow aka Gatorade colour.
Did you go into the toilet and see that Gatorade Urinal ?
Yeah it was disgusting and dripping all over.
Yeah it was disgusting and dripping all over.
by @sinatrak October 11, 2016
Get the Gatorade Urinalmug. person1: shut up im better then you
person:(whips out dick) URINATION DOMINATION BITCH(which said person begins to violently piss on the opposing person)
person:(whips out dick) URINATION DOMINATION BITCH(which said person begins to violently piss on the opposing person)
by bigblackcock6942069420 April 21, 2022
Get the urination dominationmug. *Alice and Bob walking in a park*
Bob: Hold up, I want to get a drink of water.
Alice: What, in that hobo urinal? How can you drink the water when it smells like rotten piss? Just wait until we get home.
*Couple of drunks walking in the park at night*
Guy 1: Man I gotta piss.
Guy 2: Me too!
Guy 1: I'm going to christen this hobo urinal.
Bob: Hold up, I want to get a drink of water.
Alice: What, in that hobo urinal? How can you drink the water when it smells like rotten piss? Just wait until we get home.
*Couple of drunks walking in the park at night*
Guy 1: Man I gotta piss.
Guy 2: Me too!
Guy 1: I'm going to christen this hobo urinal.
by HondotheHappyHobo April 11, 2009
Get the Hobo Urinalmug. A personal urinal is a fetish mostly used in hentai. School girls are put in a chamber for men to walk in and out pleasured by the women.
by SoupLicker895 November 10, 2022
Get the personal urinalmug. by BlazinChewbacca476 April 23, 2021
Get the Shit in the urinalmug. The urinal in between two men evacuating their bladders at their respective urinals that is left empty as a "spacer" due to a lack of dividers between the urinals in the bathroom for privacy.
Aaron: Damn it! There are no dividers between these urinals!
Victor: Looks like we're going to need to make sure there's a burned urinal between you and me. For privacy's sake.
Aaron: Yeah, and I don't want to see your piece, bro.
Victor: Looks like we're going to need to make sure there's a burned urinal between you and me. For privacy's sake.
Aaron: Yeah, and I don't want to see your piece, bro.
by Vlork: Mighty Wielder of Sheep June 14, 2011
Get the burned urinalmug.