ur mum

stupid insult used by dumass stoner townies when challenged by anyone

<cool person 1>"look at that dumass townie"
<cool person 2>"yeah what a kev"
<cool people> "OI UNTZ!"
<townie> Yeah i did ur mum last night she was well fat and crap.
<cool people> oh arnt we original
<townie> aaaaha ur mum

by schmuckman January 8, 2005

UR BAD

When some 1 has wronged you or made a mistake and you comment afterwards. In 1 context you are mocking them, in another you are just correcting them if they do not know what they have done.

Ebenezer: "Glenny drilla, y u walking into the wall like that?"

Glenroi: (No response, continues walking into wall)

Ebenezer: "Ur bad, silly guy, the ir sensors not working then?!?"

by Its_Just_MATT13 May 13, 2023

ur cuteee

the definition doesnt matter, its a lie anyways

"heyyy, ur cuteee" "what does that mean? urban dictionary wont tell me."

by GhxstAKA April 1, 2021

ur/mum

neo pronouns of a closeted pan sexual and transgender man that may also be cringe some of they might go by mumself or mumit

example #1

“hey ur hru”
“hey it’s mums”
example #2

“i go by the pronouns ur/mum or mumself/mummit”
“oh so you like wearing furry cosplay and eat the droppings (poop) of ur dominant significant other

by factsman2629 August 17, 2021

ur face

person: today is thursday.
you: ur face is thursday
person: DONT QUESTION ME!
you: ur face is thursday and questions its self
person: ...
you: UR FACE IS A ...
person: ****
you:UR FACE IS A ****
PERSON: ...
you:...PERSON: ...
you:...PERSON: ...
you:...PERSON: ...
you:...
person: im hungry
you: UR FACE IS! MUHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH!

ur face is a pinaple

by jdanderson April 30, 2015

Ur mom

What all “da boyzzzz “ say or to “roast people”

Person 1: Hey I Have -

Person 2: Ur mom

by iiNot_Kay April 6, 2022

ur mom

1)The basis of thousands of bad jokes 2)The basis for millions of sweet comebacks

1)ur mom is so gay, she is a lesbian

2)ur mom is so gay, you masturbate to your mom masturbating about the thought of my mom being gay, while you suck her.

by ftrdrrtgh June 12, 2005