turbo touch

A dumb impossible game in which you will fail because its like rugby, but if u get touched ONCE your out. And the people are all around you.

Coach: You have the ball! This is turbo touch, you have to run!
Player: *dies of depression*

by Mr. Kakalaka May 30, 2018

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Turbo Turtle

Someone who is extremely slow, yet known to be ingenious. Refers to how amazing they are, but how they could be stupid also.

"I don't get it....."
"You're such a turbo turtle!"

by Bekah Lindow March 21, 2009

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Turbo Gorilla

The speed of a Cheetah and the majesty of a gorilla

“Wow what’s that on the horizon”- person 1
“Well by friend. Behold most dangerous animal in all of Africa, the Turbo Gorilla. The unholy result of a gorilla doing the horizontal hug with a cheetah.“

by Ventrex14x October 4, 2020

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turbo bungle

Fuck up a simple task so badly that simply "bungling" isn't sufficient.

"Boy, you really turbo bungled that one, didn't ya Sam?"

by maestro696969 October 7, 2020

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When you need an energy boost and a good ol' regular chicken soup doesn't cut it, you may try adding some speed (amphetamine) to your soup for that EXTRA oomph.

There's also a gourmet turbo soup that uses cocaine instead of amphetamines.

You can also make turbo coffee, turbo choccy milk, turbo anything - just make sure you put enough uppers in it.

Why are you so hyped, did ya eat turbo soup for breakfast?

by svamenzi April 28, 2021

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