turbo retard

when one is so retarded they surpass the typical level of stupid. common slang is "turbo tard".

1) "Jimmy you fucking idiot! Why did you fuck my sister you fuck turbo tard!"

2) Michael got hit by a bus and now he is turbo retarded.

by dick_daddy February 17, 2021

Turbo Jagoff

A term used for a person who takes being a jagoff to a new level. They amped it up or kicked it into "turbo" charge.

I accidentally dropped my friend's grande, double espresso, vanilla/carmel latte. He went all Turbo Jagoff on me, ranting, raving and swearing even though it's a GIRLY drink anyway!!"

"My asshole boss kicked it into Turbo Jagoff just because I was 15 minutes late for work.

by dinosaurglow June 29, 2011

Turbo-Boosted

Something that invokes a feeling similar to what you experience after taking the first shower after a ten-day hiking trip

Wow, that movie was turbo-boosted!

by Eng Excellence April 21, 2022

Turbo Soup

When you need an energy boost and a good ol' regular chicken soup doesn't cut it, you may try adding some speed (amphetamine) to your soup for that EXTRA oomph.

There's also a gourmet turbo soup that uses cocaine instead of amphetamines.

You can also make turbo coffee, turbo choccy milk, turbo anything - just make sure you put enough uppers in it.

Why are you so hyped, did ya eat turbo soup for breakfast?

by svamenzi April 28, 2021

mega turbo

something that is more best than best; akin to fierce, arctic. also "turbo" or "mega turbo sweet".

"dude, i bought some mega turbo air jordans yesterday."

by porthos (3) September 27, 2008

Tommy Turbo

when you whip your willy out and get it wet by piping the Mrs.

"Sayin pal? You gone Tommy Turbo with the Mrs yet?"
"Uno dah, rattled her to next week"
"Is right the bro, gwoooon"

by ElWackooo August 28, 2019

Turbo Busa

A wonderful machine that will pull on any vehicle it will race and win it

Turbo Busa owner: Bruh, I bet u can't win against mah Turbo Busa
Panigale V4R owner: I bet I can

Turbo Busa owner: U hav a turbo?
Panigale V4R owner: Nah
Turbo Busa owner: U gon get slayed by ma Turbo Busa. TURBO BUSA POWAAAA!!!!!

by Clammy Pube February 7, 2019