someone who socializes where other people who live in town socialize.. one who knows all the hot spots in town.
by Rozel September 15, 2005
Get the towny mug.A townie is merely a 'normal' person. Someone is not quite a (chav), (goth), (grunger) or (emo). This does not always mean they are decent, it could just be that they aspire to be a chav but have not quite made it yet. It is quite a vague title that shows little about the induvidual, except that they have not made a real effort to belong to an induvidual 'group.'
by Catherine D September 19, 2005
Get the townie mug.A stupid arse man beast licking cult, who thinks that they look good in a tracksuit....you stupid townies....you all look the same in your lacoste tracksuits...l.tracksuits are used for running round a track in....hence TRACKsuit....stupid fools.
They all go round beatin people who are younger than them up, an think their hard, cos they can beat up nine year olds.
They all try an get into pubs, but can't cos they look about twelve in their Lacoste tracksuites.
They try an take the piss out of every one who isn't wearin a tracksuit.....so they basically have a go at people who have style
They have idols like sean paul, who is a stupid rapper boy, who eats his own poo
They all go round in crappy cars that they try to make look good, by putting a stupidly big spoiler on the back.
They all listen to dance music, which is the worst music ever, it has no tune, an just repeats itself.
They always say "arr mate" which is well gay
THEY ALL SUCK ASS, STUPID TOWNIE'S BUMMERS.....GO EAT POO....GO EAT SEAN PAULS POO......BITCH LICKERS
They all go round beatin people who are younger than them up, an think their hard, cos they can beat up nine year olds.
They all try an get into pubs, but can't cos they look about twelve in their Lacoste tracksuites.
They try an take the piss out of every one who isn't wearin a tracksuit.....so they basically have a go at people who have style
They have idols like sean paul, who is a stupid rapper boy, who eats his own poo
They all go round in crappy cars that they try to make look good, by putting a stupidly big spoiler on the back.
They all listen to dance music, which is the worst music ever, it has no tune, an just repeats itself.
They always say "arr mate" which is well gay
THEY ALL SUCK ASS, STUPID TOWNIE'S BUMMERS.....GO EAT POO....GO EAT SEAN PAULS POO......BITCH LICKERS
"hey look, what a suprise there's a "crew" of townie's all dressed the same, hey look they're listening to dance music........."
townie: "arr mate,...there's a goth.....lets beat him an his mates up, mate"
Goth:"take that you bitch licking crew"...beats up all the weak townie's....destroy's their boy racer car, snaps their dance music CD's, then eats them all......"stupid townie's.....will you ever learn....DANCE MUSIC IS CRAP, LISTEN TO ROCK!!!! YOUR ARE NOT HARD!!!! YOU HAVE NO STYLE!!!! YOU ALL LOOK THE SAME!!!!! AND WHY DO YOU SAY 'MATE' SOO MUCH!!! STUPID BITCH LICKERS!!!!
townie: "arr mate,...there's a goth.....lets beat him an his mates up, mate"
Goth:"take that you bitch licking crew"...beats up all the weak townie's....destroy's their boy racer car, snaps their dance music CD's, then eats them all......"stupid townie's.....will you ever learn....DANCE MUSIC IS CRAP, LISTEN TO ROCK!!!! YOUR ARE NOT HARD!!!! YOU HAVE NO STYLE!!!! YOU ALL LOOK THE SAME!!!!! AND WHY DO YOU SAY 'MATE' SOO MUCH!!! STUPID BITCH LICKERS!!!!
by I HATE YOU STUPID TOWNIES.....BUMMER BOYS!!! January 21, 2004
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im a townie n i aint lyk dis this is all d bad townies. we is gd ppl innit n dnt ave kids n crap by d age of like 15 or wat eva ya chattin bout. i ave REAL burberry not fake so u chattin shit. i dnt even lyk cider. all me golds real n not tacky. i dnt go round startin on ppl 4 no reason so fukin get ur facts ryt
by townie_hoe October 21, 2004
Get the townie mug.Think it's cool to add innit or some form of swear word into eaqch sentence at least 3 times, if they have the i.q. to even string a sentence together. Female townies will scrape their hair back so tightly when teh sun reflects off the layers of gel it looks like they're bald and have a ponytail/bun slap bang ontop of their heads tied with a huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugely expensive 10p hair bunch from 'tha f***in markeet innit'. Both male and female townies think they look 'f***in mingin' innit' if they're not dripping in fake gold jewlery, consisting of at least 3 gold rings on each hand and at least 3 necklaces. Male townies tend to wear burberry hats balancing dangerously on their heads which threaten to fall off any minute if the wind blows and in fact, if they move therefor making it impossible to 'bash yer f***in head in mate innit'. All townies have blatant disrespect for any kinda of class concerning designer labels and get cheap knock off's at the previously mentioned 'markeet' that they think look genuine even though they got it for a fiver. Townies are general scum of the earth!
townie girl 1: Oi, didjajustgivemamateanevil? (rough translation: did you just give my friend an evil glare?)
alarmed regular person: no
townie girl 1: yeahuf***indid, if***insawya. (rough translation: yes you did, i saw you)
townie girl 2: iwudbashyouaf***inheadinbutiaintfinishedmyfaganidntwannaurtmababby. (rough translation : i would beat you up if i actually had the balls and wasn't so sh*t scared that you would fight back and actually pummel my into the ground, now carry on as normal and i shall poretend to beat you up in another 9 months when i have had my baby and have my new boyfriend/bodyguard with me at all times. Good day)
alarmed regualr person speedily walks off and alerts the police, catch those filthy scumbags!
alarmed regular person: no
townie girl 1: yeahuf***indid, if***insawya. (rough translation: yes you did, i saw you)
townie girl 2: iwudbashyouaf***inheadinbutiaintfinishedmyfaganidntwannaurtmababby. (rough translation : i would beat you up if i actually had the balls and wasn't so sh*t scared that you would fight back and actually pummel my into the ground, now carry on as normal and i shall poretend to beat you up in another 9 months when i have had my baby and have my new boyfriend/bodyguard with me at all times. Good day)
alarmed regualr person speedily walks off and alerts the police, catch those filthy scumbags!
by fairybelle24 August 18, 2004
Get the townie mug.a townie is basically a person who has no life, and who likes to use crap language, and look down on anyone who dresses differently from then.
They tend to put on a cockney accent to look cool, similar to the accents in the soap "east enders" They get into fights just to impress people.
Boys tend to wear ridiculously large, baggy hoodies, over vondutch caps or nikey caps. They like to wear adidas trainers and sporty trousers.
Girls are similar, they like to wear fake, plasticy "bling" gold hoop earrings, gelled hair into either a side pony tail, or an annoyingly high ponytail so it is above their heads.
They dont pronounce their Ts and they call anyone who has a life and a good education "mommy's girl/boy"
They tend to put on a cockney accent to look cool, similar to the accents in the soap "east enders" They get into fights just to impress people.
Boys tend to wear ridiculously large, baggy hoodies, over vondutch caps or nikey caps. They like to wear adidas trainers and sporty trousers.
Girls are similar, they like to wear fake, plasticy "bling" gold hoop earrings, gelled hair into either a side pony tail, or an annoyingly high ponytail so it is above their heads.
They dont pronounce their Ts and they call anyone who has a life and a good education "mommy's girl/boy"
examples of their talk is:
innit? - isn't it?
nang - cool
fink - think
yo, what up homie - hey how are u?
she's well nice - she's very nice
yo u momma's gal - u hav no life cos u hav an education
innit blad man? - isnt it cool?
innit? - isn't it?
nang - cool
fink - think
yo, what up homie - hey how are u?
she's well nice - she's very nice
yo u momma's gal - u hav no life cos u hav an education
innit blad man? - isnt it cool?
by minerva July 10, 2004
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