Swiming with a typical female...in the middle of marco polo she hears a sudden shriek, as you swim towards her asshole shaping the hand into a torpedo shoving your hand up her ass...do not forget to shriek.
by steve palumbo March 6, 2008
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Chineese torpedo is when a couple is having sexual intercorse doggystyle and then for the hell of it the man takes out the womens arms and she goes head first divng like a torpedo ;)
by qreymackq December 25, 2009
Get the chineese torpedo mug.The Tory party is the conservative party in the UK. They are a group of arse-holes, liars, dickheads, fascists, racists and hypocrites. They are a pigeon step to the left of a nazi in the political spectrum. If anyone encounters a member of the conservative party at any time in their lives, you have my encourage ment to walk up to them and punch them in the face. Torys moan about things that piss people off, despite being the reason those annoying things are that way. The Torys blame new labour for MRSA, even though the Torys were the ones to privitise NHS cleaning. The Torys blame immarants for high taxes and lack of council controlled housing, both the poll tax and the right to buy plan were voted in under conservatives. The list goes on for days, but the point i wish to make is this, i encourage you not to vote Tory, i also encourage you to make sure none of your friends let you vote Tory, these people will screw you over untill you are dead, then take on a more necrophiliatic approach.
"As a Tory, i plan to raise taxes, cut costs to health and education, privitise the only remaining government controlled businesses we didn't have time to sell you down the river for last time, percicute and victimise anyone not of anglo-saxon origin and then cut jobs untill our great nation is yet again begging on its knees because of our regien of terror. Have fun, im off to barabados, i sure hope i dont see any of those black people." - standard speech of the thatcharite
by Jack G. July 15, 2008
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Get the bacon torpedo mug.This occurs when I am giving Tally a rimmer and she farts in my face, but is so relaxed that she accidently shits in my mouth.
by blackout September 5, 2004
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