touch freak

A person that does not like to have anyone initiate physical contact with them.

"Don't pat Joe on the back, last guy that did that got a broken hand! Hes a total touch freak."

by ooberhack3r June 8, 2009

touch wieners

Figurative term used to describe the act of making amends after two men have a scuffle or disagreement. It often is accompanied with a simple hand gesture where the tips of both index fingers are put together in a gentle way. In rare instances, when one man wants to make amends, he will initiate the reconciliation by making the gesture to the other man pleadingly. (Beware: writer doesn't suggest this method for the potential danger of getting one's ass kicked.)

NOTE: The term also works quite well when it's involving 1 man and a butch woman OR 2 butch women.

GIRL: Man, Jeff and Gary were really pissed at each other on Friday. I hope they don't wind up fighting at work tomorrow.

GUY: No, it's cool now. Jeff took Gary out for a couple beers on Saturday night to touch wieners* and talk it out. They're good friends again.

* This is where the guy could add the hand gesture, if he felt so inclined

by guacablowme November 12, 2009

torschlusspanik

A German word that means to suffer a feeling of time draining quickly or to suffer a feeling of time loss. A sense of anxiety or fear caused by the feeling that life's opportunities are passing by and diminishing as one ages. Has a literal meaning of "gate closing panic."

Guy 1: Hey man I'm feeling so depressed nowadays. I feel like time is going too fast and I'm missing a lot of opportunities...
Guy2: You mean torschlusspanik?

by pixelvince April 5, 2021

tolchock

v. Nadsat slang meaning: to beat or strike another person

1. We were about to tolchock the starry ptitsa when the millicents arrived.
2. He tolchocked the girl before giving her the old in-and-out.

by Alexander The Large May 29, 2008

Ethan Torchio

the hottest italian beef one could ever imagine. sexy drummer in a rock'n'roll band. has the best hair care routine one could imagine and has beautiful skin. yes he can say his R sounds thank you so much for asking. a kind, gentle human being who will also smack your arse like a drum (see Recovery MV). Has had one (1) ethereal moment when he, along with the rest of måneskin, won eurovision. has the best presidential hq.

do you know who likes to have sex before concerts? ethan Torchio.

by lividisuigomiti February 9, 2022

touch of the 'rettes

Suffering from tourettes syndrome for a brief period of time. Usually involves excessive use of the word "Fuck" and anything related to female anatomy.

#1: Holy sweet fucking vagina fairy! Hot goddamn bullshiting vulvarian cancer of the pussyitis im fucking angry!
#2: Calm down. Its only a hospital. They wont hurt you here.
#1: Sorry. I must have a touch of the 'rettes.

by Sir Ty December 9, 2008

Mimi Touch

When you are playing Soccer/Football and you receive a long pass and fail to control the ball well.

"so i did this long pass to the striker on the weekend, and he did the biggest Mimi Touch"
"Thats horrible"

by Juniorlikespoon April 23, 2009