Took a shit on Bob

A rare vulgar term where in 29088029183901828391283.1 chance someone gets shat on and his name is Bob.

*paul shits on bob*
Paul: Took a shit on Bob.
bob: Ducking you.

by I'm on MISERY! November 23, 2023

Took

To be taken for a fool time and time again, gullible, easily mislead, remarkably ignorant, sold a bad bill of goods constantly.

Landon was deceived again. That guy will believe anything and run with it. He's constantly taken for a fool. He's Took.

by BigJD3 November 3, 2023

Took it like a marine

Throwing a grenade at somebody who thinks you're an idiot.

Get down, that comment/response you just made, he/she took it like a marine again! It's not safe to stand up to him/her at this time! Just stay in your protective, defensive shell until its safe!

by Solid Mantis July 25, 2020

Took the top off the Maybach

To rip most of the head/upper jaw off.

Guy 1: I saw a dead alligator the other day. Somebody took the top off the Maybach too.
Guy 2: Where?

by SteveBeef July 31, 2025

took that deep

to take something to heart, or to take offence to something

Anna: Wow Ryan that hurt my feelings
Ryan: Yoooo you took that deep

by wow124 May 4, 2018

Took

The receiver of simp like treatment.

I so many people give me money and praise me, I'm such a took

by JamesCartly November 8, 2020

Took One For The Meme

When you sacrifice something to create a meme.

Bob: Yo, what happened to Randy?
Alex: He smashed his balls with a hammer to make us laugh.
Bob: That's rough, he really took one for the meme.

by Kjose December 29, 2020