Took

Buzzkill who starts beef but doesn't like when people return it

"Ugh Amanda was such a took on Thursday"

by Odsal det August 1, 2022

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took a jackson

When you try to make it to the toilet on time for a nasty shit but fail, soiling yourself. In honor of Ravens QB Lamar Jackson who experienced a very public episode of this during a game in 2020.

That Indian food tore me up, I ran like hell for the bathroom but took a Jackson instead. Now I need new pants.

by NorseStar November 9, 2022

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Sorry My Friend Took My Phone

Something people say when they say something they regret, and use this as a means to play it off as to not take the blame for what they said, usually unsuccessfully

Person 1: “Hey I’ve really liked l you for a few years, do you like me?”

Person 2: “Sorry I’m just not interested

Person 1: “ Sorry My Friend Took My Phone and sent that, I didn’t mean that, it wasn’t me”

by Kaney Wets January 7, 2022

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TOOK A SELTZER

A person that quit, relinquishes, stops, abstains, changes, alters, caves into ... or in any other way shape or form ceases and desists, any action they were priorly engagedngaged in. Either voluntarily or involuntarily

Q: "What's Bob drinking? That's his 6th"...

A: Oh he'll be okay. Ever since he ran over the priest that was chasing that naked altar boy down the street. He knew the parties over, and THAT'S what put the kibosh on everything, so "He Took a Seltzer.

Q: Whatever happened to Amanda, she was a great Producer?

A: "You know, ever since her boss Harvey Weinstein got all handsy, she "Took a Seltzer"

"Bobby Kennedy was going to go after the Mob. But after they got Jack, he Took a Seltzer instead "

by Don't Believe All # July 23, 2021

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