The same unintelligent man who made kitchen gun made the amazing toilet grenade. It cleans toilets but will also entirely destroy them. You pull the pin, take off the handle, throw it in the toilet, close the lid and in five seconds you can say goodbye to your toilet and possibly your life.
But the actual definition is a giant shit, inside a toilet.
But the actual definition is a giant shit, inside a toilet.
by I'm funny I swear March 24, 2021
Get the Toilet Grenademug. Man 1: "Dave, why are you walking funny?"
Man 2: "Had to take a lengthy dump, and now my underwear's rubbing against my toilet hickey"
Man 2: "Had to take a lengthy dump, and now my underwear's rubbing against my toilet hickey"
by Russell H October 3, 2009
Get the Toilet Hickeymug. Toilet Butter is made when you piss and shit in a toilet and leave it sitting there so it turns a nasty yellow-orangish looking color, and can sometimes develop a slimy texture.
by fifthdiamonds September 2, 2018
Get the Toilet Buttermug. I was sitting on the crapper after a long meeting at work, when out came an idea. I truly had a "Toilet Epiphany".
by bluelinebrotha December 13, 2009
Get the Toilet Epiphanymug. by Your worse nightmare October 7, 2016
Get the The toilets nightmaremug. Somone who either by choice or force takes possession of or consumes the shit or piss (preferably both) of another, whether it be down their throat, up their ass, or in their vagina usually done as an act of degradation. The person usually ends up enjoying the act.
Did you hear about what happened to Alex last night? He was a total toilet slut, the bitch loved it.
by Utter_garbage December 25, 2018
Get the Toilet slutmug. Makeup usually worn by stereotypical girls who are obsessed with applying makeup for every occasion.
by Michael Thomas... September 9, 2009
Get the toilet makeupmug.