pool jerk

Someone who has the insatiable urge to splash, dunk, squirt, and generally annoy everyone else in a pool.

Great, Jimmy Fallon is in the pool. Not only is he just plain annoying, but he is also a pool jerk.

by poode dude August 2, 2010

Playing Pool

Completely filling each of a girl's orifices with your balls, as if playing pool

Guy 1: I just finished Playing Pool
Guy 2: Did you win?
Guy 1: I guess you could say that

by Smallhouse June 6, 2017

thomas poole

The best

Thomas Poole is the best

by Pooooooooooooole November 3, 2018

Cock pool

A pool of hot man-batter left in a ladies belly button after emptying out over her stomach, similar to a "rock-pool" left on a beach when the tide has gone out

I was absolutely busting the other night, by the time I had finished banging the snatch out of Vera I left a deep cock pool

by cheffykins January 8, 2012

A Vermont pool

A cumshot mixed with maple syrup. Usually taken as a chaser with alcohol

A Vermont pool is my favorite to drink after a hard’s day at work

by Iamnotnotreal May 15, 2019

josh pool

A super goofy guy, has a big nose and runs like a dinosaur, when he talks it sounds like "gshhpshhgshhpshgasg"

Josh pool-someone who is gay

by Taco taint February 25, 2015

White pool

The exciting process of attempting to collect semen in ones belly button during an ejaculation. Successful completion of this process mean one has 'White pooled'.

"He shoots...he scores! White pool!"

by white6767 May 5, 2014