Super tall. Kind of looks like the monopoly dude. Rich of course. If it has a hole, chances are ole Mel's been in it. He's a gummy eating, beer drinking, soft lover ladies. Mel doesn't mess around with anything under 280lbs though so if ya aint 280 you aint a lady. You can catch Mel Mon-Fri from 6am-12pm at your local nudie bar throwing down some Mels. Mel calls $100 bills Mels because has rich and can. I know right, what an ass. As for Saturday and Sunday, Mel usually takes his PJ down to Vegas to get his new Escort for the upcoming week to do it ALL OVER AGAIN.
by Lotioneater12 January 10, 2024
Get the Tony "mel" Schworermug. 
A creepy native american uncle that enjoys looking at his neice and her young friends while they are in their bikins.
by Asseater12 September 13, 2016
Get the uncle melmug. 
mel is the greatest bestest person in the world. i trust her with my life.she is so kind and so hard working and i love her so much. she’s sooooooo fun to talk to and is soooooo funny i love her soooo much and so glad she came into my life.
by sweetiesweetsweet September 15, 2022
Get the melsmug. Is the name of someone who is an awesome friend, and you will always have a good time around. shes smart and beautiful. and theres no one that backs on as good as her.
by amyyyy03 April 28, 2011
Get the Mel Turlmug. by tsupie December 31, 2021
Get the melly/melmug.