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Kyle

Can be used as an adjective or noun. Kyles use the word “tatted” and drinks way too much Monster. They might vape frequently and blow ridiculous clouds of smoke that smell like bad breath with a hint of some fruit . Most, but not all Kyles, own a Honda Civic. Many Kyles participate in recreational drug use. Kyles are sometimes referred to as “douche bags” or “tools”. They usually wear trucker hats/beanies and sagging pants.
Dude.. I’m low on bud. I should call Kyle soon.

Don’t be such a Kyle.
by Victor Devito July 31, 2019
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A kid who wore colorful Osiris shoes and drank monster religiously and wore Cookie Monster flat caps back in 2009
Person 1: woah dude you have Osiris shoes in your closet

Person 2: yeah

Person 1: and a Cookie Monster hat, I didn’t know you were a Kyle
by That Nig with tha Jordan 1s April 26, 2019
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a big panda that was transformed into a human body
by big egg man May 3, 2019
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Kyle is an extremely annoying fucker but he gets a lot of girls but he also can’t spell for shit he likes to get his balls tickled but only on Saturday cause he has boxing on Fridays he usually has a best friend called Zach but his best friend is the only thing good about him
Hey Kyle is a fucking dumbass but his friend Zach is cool
by Fortnite kid 13644 December 13, 2019
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Kyle is a boy who when you first fall in love with you can’t ever unlove them. They have probably gone through to many girls to count with their amazing looks and funny personality. There freckles are a distinct feature of themselves (usually) and there eyes to. If you have a Kyle as your bestfriend then your lucky to have them. A Kyle, yes may not be the fastest responding to your messages or the first to pick up the phone but will always have your back
guess what, I just broke up with Kyle today.
by urlocalhoe June 4, 2019
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A person who drinks a lot of monster and punches through drywall like no other. They are usually seen wearing their signature Megadeath t shirts. Be careful not to mess with a Kyle for he will sneak into your house and punch through any drywall he can find. Usually seen at skateparks and vaping if he is 21 or over he most likely mixes beer with monster when he drinks; warning if you see him drunk DO NOT APPROACH because if he is drunk his power is boosted fivefold (remember do not confuse with Kyle from South Park that is a alternate universe kyle as seen in the gif)
1.(Kyle to another Kyle) yo Kyle you wanna come over to my place and drink like a fuck ton of monster and punch drywall?
2. If you don’t drink monster like me do not talk to me you are not worthy of Kyle.
by RandomUser June 5, 2019
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He will drink all of your monster and Mountain Dew prior to punching a hole in your wall
That’s Kyle's sixth monster today

Watch out
by Bryson 210 June 8, 2019
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