tide pod

Quite possibly one of the greatest snacks known to man. They are great for any occasion, and they make great snacks for the school lunchbox.

Guy 1: Look what I've got
Guy 2: SQUARES!!
Guy 1: No, not just any old squares, Tide pods!
Guy 2: YAY!

by thecargeek09 May 1, 2018

eat your tide pods

something you should do daily

if people judge, who cares

if someone is staring at you, assume they want some tide pods aswell and give them a couple

most importantly, always know de wae

when she finished up her class presentation, the summary of it all was “always eat your tide pods”

by unculturedkae January 12, 2018

Tide pod

Is a snack that anyone with the name Brookelynn is aloud to eat tide pods and bleach whenever they please and Michael can't tell them no say in that your

Tide pod is yummy

by Anonymous 30495959 March 10, 2020

tide mouse

a creature from the show Hilda which can be found on Netflix. The tide mouse is a creature that can be created with specific ingredients. once you have the ingredients, find a small pool and the next morning it will appear to you. you use this spell to give a loved one good luck.

quote: idk i forgot the quote ill edit when i remember lol. tide mouse exists in hilda tho

by PrizmJacket November 20, 2020

Arse at high tide

Suffering from diarrhea.

"Oh, no breakfast for me thanks. I've had my arse at high tide for the past two days and I'm afraid to fart in case I blow out a tsunami!"

by Gruntie Stevie October 25, 2020

Crimson Tide

A menstrual flow.

Sue is pretty bitchy today, she must be riding the crimson tide.

by Stooge-a-phile November 30, 2017

Tide Pods

A beautiful snack delivered by the Tide Gods. You can eat them, stick em up yo nanny's ass, or simply wash your clothes, it doesn't matter! :D You can find them in the cleaning section of your local grocery store, though, you might get chased down by one of the employees if you're one of those suspicious 17-year-old edgelords!

Guy 1: "Hey dude, wanna eat somethin'? Ma just bought groceries."
Guy 2: "Sure dude.
Guy 1's Mom: "BILLY! DON'T YOU BE EATING THOSE TIDE PODS AGAIN, MOMMY WILL SPANK YOU."

by Fuck Life, Fuck You February 16, 2018