Toddler

(noun) a hand job so bad you can't even get your dick hard, the girl treats your dick similar to the way a young child shakes a rattle

Guy 1: Dude I took Betty home and she gave me a toddler.
Guy 2: Really?
Guy 1 : Yeah i didnt cum or anything it was awful, she gripped my dick too hard and beat the fuck out of it.

by Mcderbs the Great May 4, 2009

Toddlerize

To add a layer of baby to a hard fact; to simplify; to dumb-down.

Although he presented the facts to the audience, it was clear that he'd totally toddlerized his data.

by BeezerBoy March 26, 2007

polish tiddlywinks

A game in which contestants race each other pants around their ankles, holding a quarter squeezed gently between their butt cheeks. When they reach the "finish" they must deposit the quarter into a cup, or marked goal first to be the winner.

Those rednecks up north are crazy, they were playing a game of Polish Tiddlywinks! They looked like retards, sick bastards.

by Maylain November 14, 2005

tidleywinks

its the word you cry out in passion during a good bowel movement.
its the gay cousin of the tella-tubbies
also known as hanging old people nipples

damn, shes got some long ass tidleywinks

baby, im coming, im coming, oh!! tidleywinks

by Jaden Strait January 13, 2011

Twiddle

the act of smoking marijuana

What do you want to do today?

Let's go ink our bodies and proceed to twiddle up.

by twiddler7 February 22, 2011

roblox tiddies

big beautiful roblox tiddies the finest in the galaxy

yo wanna go see some roblox tiddies

by yaboicap March 22, 2017

toddlerbomb

the rag used to wipe up after sex.

after a passionate night of sex we found a toddlerbomb the next morning laying in the floor.

Dont throw that toddlerbomb at me!

Toddlerbombs dont explode, they're just messy!

by Irhscutie04 November 17, 2009