thread trap

Putting small bits of thread in the path of your opponent.

Let's set a thread trap so that we can time the guy who rides the large vacuum in our office.

by sportspatrol November 05, 2015

Boss Threads

Street talk for smart-casual clothes which look particularly nice on someone.

'They are some Boss Threads you have on today, dude'

by Unlimited_Boldness November 01, 2016

Thread the peedle

When one person is sitting on a toilet and another person (usually male) pees through the gap between the first person's legs. As featured in the book 50 shades of word 3: Fried chicken.

Man can you wrap up that shit? I gotta pee

Why don't you just thread the peedle

Good idea!

by Peedlethread March 22, 2023

butt thread

A thread that is ingested then must be pulled out of the anus after going through the digestive systems. Usually happens to animals.

Ex. Puppy ate the top of the food bag to get to the food and swallowed the string. Now you have to pull out the butt thread hanging from their anus.

by Babygrrldee February 25, 2014

Heavy Thread

When someone takes a piss that pummels the water so hard it sounds like someone emptying a kettle into the bog

How loud was Jimmys piss!? ... He sure has a heavy thread

by The Stag1 January 03, 2021

bed thread

Posting a thread from a horizontal position preferably in a bed between the hours of 11 pm and 7 am.

Can’t believe she posted that…must’ve been a bed thread.

by voldermortsfunkylaugh July 06, 2023

dinner thread

n. an obnoxiously long online discussion whose subject matter may concern a multitude of different topics. used in any context pertaining to online threads, esp. facebook messages. often aggravates the lesser known psychological condition known as macronematophobia.
origin unknown

"Dude, have you been keeping up with the dinner thread? It's five hundred messages long!"
"Nah, man, my shrink said I can't; I'm macronematophobic."
"Bogus, dude."

by Il Bianco April 01, 2008