Heavy Thread

When someone takes a piss that pummels the water so hard it sounds like someone emptying a kettle into the bog
How loud was Jimmys piss!? ... He sure has a heavy thread
by The Stag1 January 03, 2021
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Thread rerailing

The act of bringing a horribly-derailed thread back on track, much to the annoyance of the idiotic derailers.
I've always loved CR's subtle thread rerailing.
by Jujujujujujujujujujuuu August 10, 2011
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/thread

/thread is used ironically uncommonly
when someone quotes dumb post/s on the imageboard and sums up ironically the value of the message behind them
When posting for example on lgbt board things like;
The female body is beautiful and aesthetic. You'd have to be fucked in the head to not like it.

and the other user quotes your post and writes;
/thread
by jagth March 04, 2018
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Archived Thread

When threads die it becomes a creature called 'archived thread' or it's other name 'nonexistent thread', the threads can be brought back to life with a magical spell called Dms or Discord Messages aka typing in a powerful box which in doing this will bring back the sad, lifeless being back to life from its archived hell
Person 1 : Typingus Messagicus
Person 2 : wow the archived thread returned back to life
by FunniGuy42069 April 29, 2022
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Thread Hunter

A flamer who constantly flames threads
Person 1: I'm being flamed by this person, no matter what I post they start a flame war

Person 2: Expect him, he's a thread hunter
by Beans On Butter December 20, 2019
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The red thread

The red thread- a verb(theory) used to describe the phenomenon that every freshman in Brooklyn, as of now, is in some way connected to each other or knows each other through friends or connections.
Nerdy Nancy: this girl Tracey Sigil I met through Kenzie is a loser, like actually. So annoying, no one likes her.
Turned up Tabitha: You know TRACEY GIRL? I go to school with her.
Kelly: you know her too? She’s on my soccer team.
BiscuitsNGravy: what the CRAP?! that girls mom is friends with my mommy..how do we all know her?
Nancy: oh yeah, the red thread.
Turned on tabitha:

made by The Flamingos Ass, don’t sue. we don’t even live in New York we live in the Bronx

Ejactulate, evacuate, and evaporate

Stay sexy ladies,
the Flamingos Ass, out.
by theFlamgingosAss November 28, 2022
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spread thread

To spread thread means to pull aside one's thong in order to provide access.
"You remember Tiffany from the club last night? She spread thread for me in the bathroom, bruh!"
by _toasterboy_ April 24, 2023
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