[APP]roasting

APProasting
using an APP in a
tactful, mean,
or (snarky) way
*which mAy Be
incredibly mean-spirited
in order to poke fun
at someone, tease,
ruthlessly ridicule
trash talk, mock,
and/or even
in an attempt to
manipulate an individual
and/or group of people
Lots of people enjoy
APProasting Donald Trump on Twitter.
by BlakeSke January 24, 2019
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Tap That App

Telling someone in public or mixed company that you had sex with that girl (or guy) that you had been dating or had your eye's on for awhile.
Guy 1: How did the your date go with the girl you met three weeks ago?

Guy 2: It was awesome. We go back to my place and I got to tap that app.
by soadfreak3284 August 21, 2011
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Face-app-phobia

Fear of allowing facebook applications to access your information.
Tom has face-app-phobia and will not return my Super Poke!
by ITZcoolGUY March 04, 2010
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stay on the app

statement used when 19 fandoms go against 1 and attempt to crash an app
y'all stay on the app, while bts and armys stay in the chart.
by minecraftsmooo August 03, 2020
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Indus App Bazaar

Worthy of being on your phone. You can discover new applications that interest you within a few clicks. Fulfilling your app needs will be a piece of cake or code perhaps. And the catchy one-liners which we have written to entice you will surely make you download these applications. So get your baskets ready and check out our personalized feed and grab onto your favorite applications.
Sir, would you like to switch to Indus App Bazaar?
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Here are a few ways to make yourself popular on big-name dating apps like Tinder, especially in big cities. Here are a few (unwritten!) rules in exact ascending (beginning) order:

Photofeeler

Use Photofeeler. If you don't know what that website is, search it up on your bar. Photofeeler is THE ONLY reliable website to measure your looks. Aim for 20 to 40 votes, which is the standard factor.

EMPATHY-associated pictures are always encouraged. A picture of you next to a gentle pet - a dog, a cat, a rabbit, a guinea pig, a goldfish, or such similar beings - will increase your matches by a vast percentage.

DON'T EVER use any pictures where you are posing near or inside a car or truck, regardless of how nice it looks. JUST DON'T. Unless gold diggers are what you're aiming for, please avoid the car pictures. And ESPECIALLY stay away from a car your parent or boss owns.

For reuse on dating apps

In addition to the entire Photofeeler section written above, make sure that when you are finished, prioritize the one with the highest total score (all photos should have attractiveness scores of no less than 5.0 out of 10, with an absolute minimum "confidence interval" rating of 4.0 out of 10). Contrary to popular belief, attractiveness alone will NOT get you dates. But smartness and trustworthiness combined with attractiveness will earn you multiple dates and even a whole relationship.

DO NOT mention politics or religion especially if your attractiveness score is less than 7.0.
Life Hacks to Get Matches on Tinder, Bumble, Hinge, & Other Dating Apps

Just like that!
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Like, seriously? It's just a word, you're not gonna die because someone typed it out dude.
Person one: People who use 'obvis' must all be teenagers!

Person two: Why are people on this app so mad at abbreviations? You'll live.
by iseeu112 February 29, 2024
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