Cervical Squids

A form of stomach squids that reside in the cervix.

Dude, I was going to go down on this chick I met in the bar last night but she ended up having a bad case of cervical squids.

by vingen February 22, 2019

Squid Gayme

A movie about Laura from Korea who is in a game where she has to eat squid spring rolls to win 45 billion won and then she plays marbles with her aulfella

Oh just seen this new movie called squid gayme which is totally not related to the Netflix series Squid Game

by JipperORolan October 3, 2021

squid testicles

When your dick is slimy, (Lube, anything really that is slimy) Generally pleasing to the girl.

I love my man, he always has squid testicles

by Gamergeneral May 13, 2016

Squid fuck

A very retarded 11 year old got mad at his friend and instead of saying fuck you he said “squid fuck”

Squid fuck

by Skeen peen 69 420 October 26, 2019

Squid boi

a tall and skinny person with a big ass head

Person 1: Holy shit, look at that guy. He's 6"8, weighs 100 pounds, and biggest head I've ever seen.

Person 2: Oh my. He a squid boi.

by BIG SCRAP January 15, 2016

squid grip

The act of attaching oneself to an object or person, much like an octopus or squid using the suckers on their tentacles.

"Aren't you gonna get Dave to stop hugging that girl?"
"Nah man, he's squid gripped her, we'll never get him off."

by Thewalis December 27, 2013

Noob Squid

1. a noob squid is a rare animal that dwells at the bottom of the sea. Its a very gelatinous creature.

2. used as an insult.

3. an awesome handshake
4. a great form of dance much like ballet

1. The noob squid is a bottom feeder much like a catfish
2. you are such a noob squid
3. Noob Squid Handshake! *High five that is not to make contact but instead is to be pulled back. The hand is to be folded in half and float away like a squid*
4. "Did you see Molly at the dance?" "Yeah she was doing the noob squid!" "That dance is awesome!"

by buzzbuzzo December 20, 2009