Squid Roller

Derived from the mishearing of the elderly. Commonly refered to a gay male "rolling" his tongue around another males so called "squid". Oftenly grotesquely slimy.
Girl - your kinda cute...
Boy - Sorry, not my type..
Girl - What... OMG are you a Squid roller?!
by Sgt peppers September 13, 2009
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Szechuan Squid

When a girl gives a handjob with her fingers gripping your dick from the end of your knob down. As you are about to blow your load, she squirts Sriracha sauce on the end of your dick and you blow a mixture of spunk and sriracha sauce all over her hand, resulting in a Szechuan Squid.
My mate Jeremy got so drunk last night, he agreed to give me a Szechuan Squid
by pellius_2000 October 22, 2018
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squid testicles

When your dick is slimy, (Lube, anything really that is slimy) Generally pleasing to the girl.
I love my man, he always has squid testicles
by Gamergeneral May 14, 2016
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Squid fuck

A very retarded 11 year old got mad at his friend and instead of saying fuck you he said “squid fuck
Squid fuck
by Skeen peen 69 420 October 26, 2019
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Squid boi

a tall and skinny person with a big ass head
Person 1: Holy shit, look at that guy. He's 6"8, weighs 100 pounds, and biggest head I've ever seen.

Person 2: Oh my. He a squid boi.
by BIG SCRAP November 11, 2015
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squid-inking

When in a meeting involving 3 or more parties, when one party is deliberately causing confusion, usually in order to advance their own agenda or to hide their own incompetence.
Mortimer doesn't really know what is going on, but he does not want his boss to know that, so he is squid-inking the whole meeting
by crazyhuman82 March 30, 2020
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squid grip

The act of attaching oneself to an object or person, much like an octopus or squid using the suckers on their tentacles.
"Aren't you gonna get Dave to stop hugging that girl?"
"Nah man, he's squid gripped her, we'll never get him off."
by Thewalis December 27, 2013
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