Illinois slurpee

When someone cum’s in someone’s ass and slurps it up with a slurpee straw

Dude I just gave this bitch an Illinois slurpee

by Lil cum guzzler April 25, 2024

Lil Slurpee

The definition of a bad rapper. If I took something out of my anus and showed it to you. It would be lil Slurpee. Look up his songs. Benz, True Facts, NMD. True facts talks about assault. “You better watch yourself before you get the belt.” Do you like that type of rapper. I mean, he can’t even get a girl? Ella, Emma, you name it, he’s gotten rejected by them. Oh and he dated Hristiyana and liked Nia Klepp! To pissy to ask her out though

Her: Hey did you here about the new rap song?
Him: Yeah it’s awful, just like Lil Slurpee.

by Theneighbortothrleft December 14, 2018

Genital Slurpees

Usually acquired at the back of a 7-Eleven store from some raunchy skank. The skank will pour a highly coveted 7-Eleven slurpee on her crotch and the man will slurp it up like a vacuum cleaner. Most likely will receive herpes after this infamous act as the skank provides genital slurpees to just about every dude in town.

Mike: Dude I could really go for a 7-Eleven hot dog and slurpee right now. Those things are legendary.

Stoney: Better yet, go behind the 7-Eleven and the token skank will supply you with some genital slurpees. Real succulent, but be careful you don’t wanna get the herps.

Mike: Dude I’ve had several of those before, I didn’t know that’s what they were called!

by Stoney69 January 27, 2019

mud slurpee

To be handed a delight ful looking situation to discover it being the instrument of ones demise

The social security administration might as well of handed me a mud slurpee to go with the cancellation of my benefits####

by Kraut kicker January 4, 2023

Slurpee

A phenomenal blowjob during which you can actually hear your girl slurping on your dick. Characterized by sloppiness, toe curling and fuddin' the whole time.

My girl gave me slurpee last night that damn near gave me a heart attack.

by Pierced69 October 2, 2022

slurpee

Someone who is super popular and seems very sweet, but once you let them in, you realize they're vain, self-centered and very toxic.

We hired her thinking she was a rockstar, but she sued us for "suppressing her rights." Turns out she was a slurpee.

by twncntry December 23, 2021

Slurpee

Derogatory term for Hindu people, especially individuals from India or Nepal.

I can't understand a word these filthy little slurpees are saying.
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by abunker1968 November 29, 2015