Vomiting in the toilet. Talking to Ralph/Ralf (vomiting), on the Big White Phone (white porcelain toilet).
Where's Linda? She was guzzling red wine like a Legionnaire, and now she's talking to Ralph On The Big White Phone.
by Malice1969 August 17, 2006
Get the Talking To Ralph On The Big White Phonemug. by Gommash November 30, 2006
Get the Talk to Ralph on the Big White Phonemug. by Kwrispi May 13, 2022
Get the Ralph Appreciation Day 4/22mug. A place people shop to feel like they have lots of money when they really don't. Everything in the store is half priced and not actually designed by Ralph himself. These are the leftovers. Employees mindlessly fold clothes that customers ruin in 5 seconds and do pointless tasks that managers believe are important to the improvement of the store. Employees get paid nothing to work sucky hours. The store is also decorated with obnoxious gigantic vases filled with polo sticks while the clothes are generally hideous.
"Dude, you wanna go to American Eagle"
"Nah man lets go to the Polo Ralph Lauren Outlet Store so I can tear apart all the clothes and feel super rich just because I have a guy riding a horse on my shirt!"
"Nah man lets go to the Polo Ralph Lauren Outlet Store so I can tear apart all the clothes and feel super rich just because I have a guy riding a horse on my shirt!"
by BillandSteve October 24, 2011
Get the Polo Ralph Lauren Outlet storemug. I had a few too many wobbley pops last night and I spent all morning saying hi to Ralph on the big white telephone.
by northerner1 October 8, 2007
Get the saying hi to Ralph on the big white telephonemug. by arwhgpsfwjdbkh December 16, 2022
Get the Ralphmug. a disease in which your eyes are entirely too close together. this can cause occasional bursts of stupidity and a lack of common sense.
WOW. did you see that ralph sutton, i have never seen anyone lick a window and eat crayons at the same time
by jefferypoundsthep2 December 10, 2011
Get the ralph suttonmug.