Race for Tang

When two guys both want to hit on the same girl, but don't want to lose a good friendship over the results, a competition results, and a Race for Tang is declared.

Guy 1: "Yeah, the blonde is nice, but I like the redhead."

Guy 2: "Hey, I had my eye on the redhead!"

Guy 1: "Okay, then. Race for Tang!"

by Bretorious May 16, 2011

adventure race

A race involving combination of two or more disciplines, usually including orienteering and navigation, cross-country running, mountain biking, paddling and/or climbing and related rope skills. Adventure racing is classically a co-ed team sport. Nonetheless, many races now permit "teams" of 1 to 5 persons, single-sex or co-ed, and sometimes include age-based categories.

Team phart.us is the best adventure racing team of all time! They don't finish last in adventure races, and they drink heavily the night before!

by Phart July 19, 2006

Mannis Race

A game invented whilst drunk involving 4 opponents racing to the top of a large climbing frame made of rope (original Mannis collesium found in Palmerston North, New Zealand). The winner is the first to the top and is then dubbed "The Mannis".
Note: Competitors may only compete in the sport if they have consumed a minimum of 15 beers.

"In the weekend I tanked up on booze and won Mannis race, I am the Mannis"

by The Knife October 9, 2006

knobstacle race

A mad dash to relieve scattered pornography and/or sexual paraphernalia on hearing the unexpected early arrival of one's wife or girlfriend.

I thought the wife was going to be with her sister till next Friday, but she came home while I was knocking one off over her old Vogues. Jesus Christ, what a knobstacle race that was.

by Keith Boot May 25, 2007

mcdonald's race

Where you order every thing off the McDonald's menu. Then you proceed to wolf down tens of thousands of calories, with out leaving your seat.

"Did you see Johnny annihilate the McDonald's race?"

"Yes I did and Johnny now has type 2 diabetes

by eastroller March 21, 2014

race clickbaiting

Media-hyping of racially charged content in order to increase ad revenue.

The Huffington Post is using the Ferguson protests for race clickbaiting.

by dustsceawung August 23, 2014

Two-raced

When your one race on the outside and another on the Inside. When people judge you by your looks before they meet you and when they met you your totally the opposite of the stereotype of the race they thought you were. When everything you do or say is related to the race that is within you. When you feel like crap because you feel stuck in someone Elses body.

Malik: That black girl is so Two-Raced, got accepted into Havard, and all she wears is PINK Yoga Ulimate Pants, UGGS, and a black Northface.... She also listens to Katy Perry And is obsessed with Starbucks
Devin:Wow....

by People At School April 10, 2015