Palm Puddle

1.the puddle of sweat all over your hands that you get from a heated video game session

2.the aftermath of masterbation

3. a unit of measure

1. i played halo for 4 hours and got the worst palm puddle in my hands

2. before i go to bed i make palm puddles

3. "how much did you make?" "Dude i straight up made palm puddles!!!"

by Axel Jakobi November 13, 2011

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Hurry puddle

A hurry puddle is the result of a man not taking the time to shake, wipe or air dry his penis after urination, thereby causing a telltale moisture spot upon the front of his trousers. Usually aligned to the natural orientation of said penis, a hurry puddle is generally more visible on grey and khaki pants.

"Dude, wtf is on Brett's crotch?"
"The old geezer forgot to shake and got a hurry puddle. Go tell him to cover it with his iPad."

by TankTheFrank September 2, 2013

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Pillow puddle

4 of more pillows creating a person like form to comfort the lonely

Lisa’s boyfriend left so she made a pillow puddle to pretend he’s still with her

by Bubble bear May 19, 2020

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Puddle Chucking

The act of jumping over puddles during/after a rain storm due to the fact that you are wearing Converse All-Star Chuck Taylors. Can be any other type of canvas shoe, especially with breathable holes near the sole. Usually results in the throwing (chucking) of water a short distance.

1. I wore my Chuck Taylors last night not knowing it was going to rain, I ended up having to puddle chuck to get to my car without soaking my feet!

2. Puddle Chucking may be fun, but it sucks when your socks get wet.

by Skye Frostpaw December 8, 2012

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