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pool jerk

Someone who has the insatiable urge to splash, dunk, squirt, and generally annoy everyone else in a pool.
Great, Jimmy Fallon is in the pool. Not only is he just plain annoying, but he is also a pool jerk.
by poode dude August 2, 2010
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Playing Pool

Completely filling each of a girl's orifices with your balls, as if playing pool
Guy 1: I just finished Playing Pool
Guy 2: Did you win?
Guy 1: I guess you could say that
by Smallhouse June 6, 2017
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A Vermont pool

A cumshot mixed with maple syrup. Usually taken as a chaser with alcohol
A Vermont pool is my favorite to drink after a hard’s day at work
by Iamnotnotreal May 15, 2019
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Pool dick

The act of having sexual intercourse when having the penis soaked in pool water and therefore could lead to its chemicals causing various irritations and/or infections.
My friend fucked a random bitch raw with pool dick. He a nasty mf
by Yuhpa April 17, 2022
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fast pool

IT'S A POOL THAT IS FAST THERE'S NOTHING MORE TO IT AND YES THERE ARE SLOW POOLS ASWELL DON'T QUESTION SWIMMERS!
wow what a fast pool, I was really fast today
by Phart honey cakes May 29, 2018
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Pool Goon

Someone who habitually buys large amounts of chlorine, most often in the form of two and a half gallon jugs, on a frequent basis.
Person 1: I bought 12 chlorine jugs three days ago, I bought 12 more yesterday, and I plan on buying 12 more today.

Person 2: You're turning into a Pool Goon man.
by Saucelord808 July 1, 2021
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smoke pool

the act in which chlorine water is used in a bong or other marijuana smoking device to enhance the effect of the thc on the body
Hey man wanna go smoke some pool?

oh jeez I just smoked so much pool out back!

smoke pool
by monty the white June 12, 2010
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