Hoover

Smoking all the weed, not passing the weed to next person

Damn Sean a Hoover he had the weed for 5 hours!

by Curl_Lil July 13, 2019

collin hoover

Bitch ass redneck that thinks he can do anything because he can walk on his hand. Needs to get a life and a new wardrobe. Totally obsessed with carhartt. His mama lays out his clothes every night.

Hey look that’s Collin Hoover. He’s a bitch.

by Collin Hoover’s mom May 16, 2020

twisted hoover

One who wants to suck cock while twisted

Man did you see what Dave turned into after a couple hits?

Yea man he swallow that dude balls deep. He's a twisted hoover for sure

by Oven cleaner February 5, 2021

Japanese Hoover

When you're sitting on a chair and a Japanese lady squats in front of you to have a chat . And then suddenly , out of nowhere , she sucks up your Dick and balls .

I swear i was talking to Megumi about my Last sushi meal and she suddendly gave me a brutal Japanese Hoover

by Vati June 12, 2019

Hoover

Only the greatest sub 5 foot baseball player to ever walk planet earth. Don’t let his aroma of taco fool you, for hoover steals your bitch without breaking a sweat.

Guy 1: Who is that #2 kid
Guy2: That’s HOOVER 2 BASEBALL

by hooverbaseball March 14, 2019

Hoover

Verb, the act of insufflation. Typically used as slang to refer to inhalation of illicit substances. Also used abstractly to refer to rapid consumption of food.

I was so hungry I just hoovered that burger down. It's also incredible that I was so hungry after hoovering shneef all night.

by There's nobirthdaypartyhere April 21, 2021

cake hoover

Fat person

every fatty that costs us £££ from health probs. LOok at that cake hoover stuck in the doorway

by lootregirf May 14, 2011