When a man is being treated to a Rusty Trombone by a moderately overweight woman and will not let her cease the anal cunillingis until she recites the Duke Fight Song, followed by a prompt and accurate spelling of the word Krzyewski, spoken directly into the rectum.
The bitch's below-average Rusty Trombone turned into an orgasmic Hairy Hamburg when she began to belted out a jizz-dropping rendition of "Fight Bue Devils."
by Jeigh Billuss March 18, 2009
Get the Hairy Hamburgmug. 
this is when ladies are finished going through ppuberty and they have a bti to much hair down there and beleive me it turns guys on if you have more hair you will have more guys !!
when you see hairy vaginas you will look down to see a hole forest of bushes and a fuzzy caterpillar
by big bushy September 24, 2006
Get the hairy vaginasmug. A hairy ashhole is a chocolate starfish (the starfish being the anus, the chocolate being the shit) that has hair casually poking out from the surrounding premises. A hairy asshole is downright gross. Please visit you nearest bikini waxer. Hairy assholes are bad. Pretty much everyone has a hairy asshole, unless of course you are too anal (ha!) and you sit on the floor with a hand mirror and pluck them with the tweezers that your mother uses for her nose hairs. Girls also have hairy assholes, but they dont want to admit it. The hair may be fine or curly, thick or thin, blonde or brown, black or red. The hair may be long, short, or stubby.
Matt Justice is a hairy asshole. Matt Justice also has a hairy asshole because he IS a hairy asshole.
by Lindsay and Maggie are Hotties April 19, 2005
Get the Hairy Assholemug. With just one finger, Steve was able to locate and extract the hairy kernel that had been eluding him all meeting long.
by John E August 30, 2005
Get the hairy kernelmug. Alternative reference for 'testicles and scrotum', most often mentioned after a man gets out of a long, hot, steamy shower. After extended exposure to high heat and humidity the ball sac gets loose, resembling chewed bubble gum that has been stretched out and covered in pubes.
by the_fatrix69 July 10, 2010
Get the Hairy Gumbersmug. 1. Accidentally putting your hairy big toe in another guys butthole, therefore getting a little poop under the nail. It is only a Hairy Gremlin if the toe is hairy, otherwise it would be the Hairless Gremlin.
While Nigel and I were mountain biking, he went off a jump and accidentally gave me a Hairy Gremlin. His toe smelled like beef stew for 3 weeks.
by Paulo "The Drip" Laccastria November 8, 2006
Get the Hairy Gremlinmug.