P-fold

1. A reference to the time continuum, sort of like the "doll drums." The basis is from the perspective of someone who has accomplished very little, yet maintains high enough energy to try and bring others down to their level.

2. Being "lost in the P-fold" refers to a time in a person's life when they are angry, frustrated, and rejected by most of society, but then maintaining one's self-esteem and ego by claiming that they planned it this way all along.

3. Taking on avatars to hide one's true identity due to lack of personal success, but then realizing one's shortcomings and proclaiming them to have been planned, as well as to denigrate others' achievements.

4. A passive-aggressive response to one's own shortcomings. Being in the "P-fold" is like a fold in the time of one's life where he/she refuses to accept his/her shortcomings and to correct them, instead trying to validate them by other means. With high insecurity and low self-esteem, people in the P-fold of their lives are not able to understand constructive criticism and instead try to denigrate others without accepting responsibility for themselves.
Man, she is totally lost in a P-fold. Guys don't like her, so she says she is a lesbian. She can't get a job, so she says that she is self-employed. She lives with her parents still, but she calls her bedroom a home office. Why doesn't she just fix her flaws and quit lying to herself and others?
by Dr Phillip June 21, 2011
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Sitcom fold

This is the action of folding something in half once and just rolling it up the rest of the way as if you actually cared about folding it.
Derek: Dude, let's go. I'm about to just leave you here.

Mark: My girlfriend told me to fold this laundry.

Derek: Oh, come on! Just do a couple of sitcom folds and roll out!
by Chaklet Kake June 26, 2010
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Veiny Fold

When a man cannot get an erection, he folds his flaccid penis in half and penetrates the vagina.
I couldn't get a boner last night because of the adderall I took, so I gave her the veiny fold.
by FoldMeGaGa September 21, 2010
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Folding chair

Sexual position in which your partner is bent in half while laying on their back, ankles and ears together, while sitting on their face.
"My back still hurts from that folding chair i did last week."
by J.Teezy November 29, 2009
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imma fold you

The act of beating a niggas ass so hard the compress into a pile of clothes.

It is usually said after an acquaintance says something idiotic. Or someone wants to fight you. It is used aggressively and as fighting words
Nigga 1: Bruh your mama sucked my dick last night .

Nigga 2: Bruh put ya paws up imma fold yo ass.

ALT: Better scramble like an egg or imma fold you like an omlete.
by Cuck Me Hard April 17, 2017
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Fold a Fitted Sheet

The act of fitting a large Penis into a tight Vagina. Typically uaed to reference the Homemaker or Librarian who you suspect would unexpectedly good in bed.
by Coopdaville1985 May 21, 2018
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Fluff and Fold

Dismember and break bones of the deceased, remove all traces, and discard in hefty bags.
How should we handle vic in the bedroom? Do the usual fluff and fold.
by sistalinda May 22, 2017
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