Feltching Ferret

A ferret specially bred for the purpose of anal feltching. A throughbred ferret speifically used to stimulate the anal cavity of fucked up people.

Norbert Nobnoodle just purchased some feltching ferrets online for a bit of ferret felching in the sun after he stuck those critters up his bum

by bradsbadluck May 3, 2024

Shit ferret

Alternative swear for when things aren't just shit.

You shit ferret

by casey73 October 9, 2014

Ferret

Ok now kids this is purely for educating kids

DONT AND I REPEAT don’t EVER SAY HIS NAME

U all know what I mean u all know what ‘he’ means

Ferret is a devil ferret . oh shit

Oh shit

Oh shit

I said the name

RUN

Ferret is cumming 🍆

by Whipster machine is a van February 22, 2020

french ferret

a stupid idiot who does good, also a fr*nch and a gay

wow i fucking hate french ferret

by abbabamoment July 25, 2023

Ferreting

The act of doing something your own way even if bone idle

Josh has been ferreting his way through life

by Legend 5357 June 27, 2020

to ferret

to ferret about. like messing about doing random jobs is ferreting. or you can ferret for something.

my mum was ferreting round for her hairbrush this morning. what a nuisance! to ferret

by 4u2 May 14, 2020

ferret syndrome

When someone owns a ferret and is named Thalia

Oh she deffo has ferret syndrome, look how pretty she is.

by Thaliagxxo February 18, 2024