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Smash and Dash

The technique where a man or woman becomes attracted to someone and proceeds to have sex with the person. After the sexual intercourse, the smash and dasher immediately runs out of the premises and never communicates with their partner again.
The technique prevents a staid relationship and it can be done a plethora of times, until an STD is contracted. A good tactic for when someone, especially a parent walks in on the intercourse. Also used as a great of bragging to friends.
Jake performed a smash and dash on Riley last night.
by 7savage May 1, 2018
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The Chinese Dash

(noun, Brit.)
To leave a restaurant without paying the bill; to 'do a runner'. Originally applicable to Chinese eating houses (where the 'dash' might be considered safer, due to the relative passivity and diminutive stature of the waiting staff), the expression is now considered an acceptable term to use irrespective of the restaurant's ethnic origin.
"Heavens, Amelia - I appear to have left my Amex card in my other jodhpurs."
"Oh Giles, you're incorrigible. I suppose we'll have to perform the Chinese dash again."
"I'm very much afraid so, Amelia - I'm afraid so."
by Just_Tom April 9, 2010
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Dash Mat

Not quite as dumb as a flashmob but a little cooler than taking a selfie with your iPad
Dude, did you see Kate's Honda Civic? It had a sweet dash mat in it!!
by bcs82000 October 11, 2018
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Smash and dash

When you are smashing but you get caught so you have to dash.
Daniel didn’t want to get in trouble so he smash and dashed.
by Lil ghetti boy October 10, 2018
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Mack and Dash

To perform a successful Mack and Dash™ , complete the following steps:
1. Womanize the chick/ Pull dude(depending on which way you swing)
2.Mack Hard. (hookup with said chick/dude)
3.Dash (GTFO)
"Yo Steve, I heard you hooked up with Stacy and her mom last night, you trying to date them?!"

"Na I'll prolly never see them again mate; It was just a good ol' Mack and Dash™"
by mackanddash September 20, 2016
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vagine and dash

I went to suzys and pulled a vagine and dash
by alerpinsky April 14, 2015
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TRASH AND DASH

(verb) The act of trash talking while losing (usually by a male gamer towards a female gamer, and almost always includes repeating the same sexist/misogynistic comments in ones insults) during an online game over voice chat, then leaving as soon as they lose (usually also includes punching a wall and/or crying after leaving, or staying and asking for nudes and/or a 1v1 rematch; if a 1v1 rematch occurs, a trash and dash will typically occur once again).
Gamer Girl #1: Yeah, he was telling me to "go back to the kitchen where I 'belonged'" so I told him to go to war. He lost and I heard him start to cry when he left.

Gamer Girl #2: He totally did a trash and dash! What a loser.
by vanilla:) March 27, 2021
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