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Anthony

Sexiest nigga you will ever meet. No matter what race if his name is Anthony your Penis is Humongous.
Girl i just saw sum sexy nigga named Anthony.
by Darkness-_-DG August 4, 2019
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Anthony

Someone who’s big as fuck eats pizza and doesn’t tell anyone he’s half Italian and half black he’s built like a fucking giant he judges u of your first 30 words yes this NIGGA count’s your first 30 words. He’s relationship life is shit cause he never applies pressure and if he does the other girl does not respond he has vivid feelings about being left alone for too long and would personally prefer a girl with the glasses and a bit anti-social he hates Super narcissist and the scary part he doesn’t mind shooting someone and will sleep like a baby if he kills you. Does not like fighting but always talks about fighting cause he’s to lazy to actually fight or do anything else in that matter. Hates other men that argue with women and loves a woman who think he can’t go out with her. Most likely won’t make it to heaven if he keeps making dark jokes. When he gets mad start running cause he has a little to much adrenaline he won’t stop till he kills you or get the task done. But he’s an amazing person overall.
Omg god thats Anthony!?
by Johno witherspoon November 22, 2021
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anthony

he is the most funniest guy ever and will treat you like it’s his last day with you. anthony is so smart and very nice he would help you in anything. he has such a good heart and will always be there for you. anthony has been through some things in the pass and seen so much things so when he tells you not to do this don’t do it because he’s just looking out for you. he’s always going to put a smile on your face and he’s always going to make you laugh no matter what. anthony is very strong and sooo cute. he’s the best boyfriend anyone can ask for. he’s really calm but outgoing and would never start a fight unless you really get on his nerves and do something that he won’t like he would burst and get really mad. he’s always gonna be there and comfort you even when he is mad tho he would never do something to his girlfriend or friends to make them sad or make them feel horrible. anthony is so perfect and really funny
i love you anthony :) ❤️
by sweet cheeks :) November 10, 2020
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Anthony

Anthony is an asshole that everybody can laugh with.Just make sure you make a good impression cause he will be an asshole to you.This man wears a fake smile so much that one day he fucking just dies
That man Anthony always looking happy
by RetardedAnthony November 2, 2019
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Anthony

Anthony is an amazing person. He can make you smile even when you're feeling down, or you want to die. He is always smiling, even when he's in pain. Anthony is so sweet and an amazing boyfriend. But, if has a girl best friend, have fun trying to be his girlfriend, she'll get jealous and flirt with him to make you leave.
Girl 1: Anthony is sooo cute

Girl 2: but Caddence is his best friend

Girl 1: nevermind. Anthony is basically taken.
by Devil's Bitch666 April 21, 2019
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Anthony

A dude who grows out long curly hair during college and decides to buzz it off in a ceremonial way to celebrate his new corporate life at Bank of America. Has may have an uncanny resemblance to the character ‘Mordecai’ from Regular Show. If provoked, he might say “this shit is a sonic movie!” After no one responds to his jokes, he will usually slip and fall with a banana peel slip sound playing in the background. A true enigma.
“Dude, you’re working at BofA? What happened to your long hair! Dude *hm hm hm* your being such an Anthony “wooooooooooaaaahhhhhhhhh!!”
by The Space Man December 17, 2022
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Anthony

A very cool guy but mean.He is really tall,has brown hair, and really cool.But he's also a bully.He also is horrible at singing.But that doesn't matter because he is a great guy.I should know I dated him💀.
Someone:Oh look it's Anthony!
by Okboomer890 December 24, 2019
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