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Butthole Surfer

A person who is always a jerk or a douche bag and tries to get all the girls but can't.
Hey Jeff , stop being such a butthole surfer.
by TeenBagel January 30, 2016
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The Surfer

Man lying on his back on the bed, woman standing on his belly, balancing on one foot white giving a footjob and pretend to be surfing
The Surfer given up to 110% more feeling and amudement than ant other sex position. Invented by Morten and Gunnar
by TheSurferFounder August 14, 2017
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Free Surfer

Free Surfer is a self-chosen descritption for lifestyle victims in the realm of hipsters practising the sport of surfing. Free Surfers are most likely to be identified by attention seeking social media behaviour, blabbering out information about surf spots, resulting genuine hatred by pissed-off locals.
"There is a Free Surfer instagramming in front of his mobile home at that beach in the nature reserve."
by Wofftan August 23, 2017
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Clique surfer

A person who exists outside of any specific clique in a social latter and can be seen in almost or all cliques. This person is usually seen by all people as a friend or someone who has multiple good traits to allow them to exist in all cliques. This type of person is usually the least judgmental of all people.
Justin? Yeah he’s a clique surfer. He hangs out with the jocks and the nerds. He’s an all around chill guy
by Alleghetto’s Finest August 7, 2018
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gravity surfer

Middle aged musician who lives in a city with recreational marijuana and 24 hour entertainment.
Those folks who took care of you while you were in Las Vegas, gravity surf by night. They be gravity surfers
by Plasticine Porter May 22, 2018
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The Silver Surfer

When you paint a surfboard silver and stick it right up there.
James, fuck are you doing?”
“I’m doing the Silver Surfer ;)”
by 8==========I> May 27, 2019
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Midget surfer

A tiny wanker that flies into mum like a wave
Damn mike your a good midget surfer "said hillory"
by Gjaanfgkdhlsdyuiebfisdk October 21, 2017
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