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Slurpee

I went to 7 Eleven and bought a Slurpee
by Yeetis to the feetis June 25, 2019
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herpie slurpee

1- Tame definition: A convenience store/gas station-made beverage using multiple flavours of slush to make a disgusting drink.

2- Slang term: Going down on a known-slut.
(1)"Awe crap! I made a herpie slurpee again."

(1 & 2)"Dayum that's so gross, I think it's a herpie slurpee."

(2)"I've never seen anything quite like that herpie slurpee... The smell was unbearable."
by Hiptochromniack July 3, 2014
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Swerving Slurpee

Receiving amazing oral sex while driving, causing the driver to swerve or drive recklessly.
“Dude, got me some swerving slurpee on the way home almost crashed, no cap.
by Candle Wick96 February 14, 2024
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mud slurpee

To be handed a delight ful looking situation to discover it being the instrument of ones demise
The social security administration might as well of handed me a mud slurpee to go with the cancellation of my benefits####
by Kraut kicker January 4, 2023
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Slurpee

A slurpee is when a man cums in a girl and another man sucks it out. Matt Richard’s loves Slurpees.
Matt Richard’s loves slurpees with Hobson.
by Matt Richard’s September 4, 2025
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Slurpee

A person who jerks of to too much furry porn and does it 4 times a day.
Guy #1:Jey look over there that's such a Slurpee

Guy#2 :facts
by Mr.UniverseVR June 22, 2022
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Slurpee Whirpee

A humorous, lighthearted euphemism for performing oral sex on a woman. Often used playfully to imply enthusiastic or affectionate participation, with a nod to the sweet and swirling nature of the act.
Last night, he gave me the best slurpee whirpee I’ve ever had.
by Stallion Lover June 14, 2025
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