gurpee slurpee

Any form of alcoholic slushie.

Danyal drank my entire gurpee slurpee... what a dab.

by kake kake kake September 7, 2011

Turkey slurpee

Is defined As an after Thanksgiving blow job or she sounds like a turkey gobbling while giving a blow job

Hey baby after Thanksgiving dinner you wanna head into the room for a turkey slurpee

by Queenmisery July 23, 2024

Slurpee

Some chav

You're a slurpee

by NOT CatCat March 27, 2020

Slurpee

When one man cums in a girl and another sucks it out. Also known as people named Matt Richard’s.

Matt Richard’s loves giving slurpees.

by Matt Richard’s September 4, 2025

starfish slurpee

When you feed your partner laxatives until they have liquid shit. Turn them upside down stick a straw in their chocolate starfish and enjoy your Starfish Slurpee.

Yo sheila was so plugged needed a colon cleanse, so we gave her a starfish slurpee

by dabatrin February 10, 2018

mud slurpee

To be handed a delight ful looking situation to discover it being the instrument of ones demise

The social security administration might as well of handed me a mud slurpee to go with the cancellation of my benefits####

by Kraut kicker January 4, 2023

Slurpee

A slurpee is when a man cums in a girl and another man sucks it out. Matt Richard’s loves Slurpees.

Matt Richard’s loves slurpees with Hobson.

by Matt Richard’s September 4, 2025