scissor shafted

When a man's genitals become dislodged from his undergarment either from size or a failure in elastic. The gonads go one way rubbing the penis that goes the other way and the under garment acts as a fulcrum resulting in discomfort

While working I felt uncomfortable from walking. I realized an adjustment was required to fix my johnson, I found myself scissor shafted.

by mr. wizard November 28, 2013

Ye-scissor

A tool to remove the foreskin from people of Jewish descent with anti-Semitic rhetoric created by the followers of the artist Ye, formerly known as "Kanye West".

Hey, did those ye-scissors get discontinued with the Yeezys?

by slickback_Catlin November 29, 2022

social scissors

When you want to cut someone from your life.

1: hey Mark has been really mean lately what should I do?
2: I'd consider whipping out the social scissors

by Poet2003 December 31, 2017

Scissor beak

Scissor beaks

South if concord New Hampshire is scissor beak territory

by Pse540 March 22, 2021

Scissor-hooping

The act between two girls, one on top of the other. The top is straddling and kissing the bottoms boobs. As the bottom is humping and groping the top. (No matter how hard this may be) this act can only be preformed between two females. Or els it would be called:
Weenier-slicing

Girl 1-"So what where you and that chick doing last night?"
Girl 2-"nothing, just a little scissor-hooping!"

Girl 1-"Damn, I am so proud, you got her down and hooping!"

by Gray&gay May 25, 2014

scissors kink

a kink involving scissors. for more information please visit the song "let's have a kiki" by scissor sisters. Produced by the Kiki Institution on Mental Instability.

I have a scissors kink

by Kiki ;) March 25, 2019

scissor-in-laws

Lesbian sister-in-laws.

Hey, honey, are the scissor-in-laws coming over for a tuna sandwich?

by Phil McRackin October 18, 2023