The measuring system of John Green's stress. The amount of stress increases directly with the puff level of his hair. Commonly used by Nerdfighters, or fans of he and his brothers Youtube account.
by Pending Names January 03, 2015
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by Realmandem January 13, 2018
The creamy tan-gray stalactites that you cough up during strenuous activity. These throat boulders are actually congealed food particles that congregate behind your tonsils and conspire to damage your breath at the worst possible moment.
If pressed between fingers, the phlegm puff will produce a smell that is not unlike a fallen angel's anus. It has also been compared to what the inside of an old hobo's foot must smell like.
If pressed between fingers, the phlegm puff will produce a smell that is not unlike a fallen angel's anus. It has also been compared to what the inside of an old hobo's foot must smell like.
by Motherhunter September 21, 2016
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by Seth W. Ramsey September 01, 2008
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