by Realmandem January 13, 2018
The creamy tan-gray stalactites that you cough up during strenuous activity. These throat boulders are actually congealed food particles that congregate behind your tonsils and conspire to damage your breath at the worst possible moment.
If pressed between fingers, the phlegm puff will produce a smell that is not unlike a fallen angel's anus. It has also been compared to what the inside of an old hobo's foot must smell like.
If pressed between fingers, the phlegm puff will produce a smell that is not unlike a fallen angel's anus. It has also been compared to what the inside of an old hobo's foot must smell like.
by Motherhunter September 21, 2016
by Crispie Critter July 12, 2018
Spongebob's drivers Ed teacher and off screen lover. Spongebob failed drivers Ed on purpose, just to be able to see Ms. Puff.
by ilovespongebobandmspuff March 24, 2016
the act of trying to do a cute little fart for your your partner (called a love puff), then you accidentally end up shitting. OH HELL NO!
Emma tried to love puff for Michael, she accidentally sharted. "Michael, i think ive shart puffed all over our bed."
by Emboxxx1987 February 19, 2014
by The Unknown tit October 15, 2019
by Marney S January 06, 2019