potato

Potato = native Norwegian. Slightly offensive, but most Norwegians won't care.

Raghead: Get out of my way, potato!
Norwegian: OK

by Harlekin October 16, 2008

Potatoes

another word for pot.

man, lets go smoke some magical potatoes.

by kkkhijklmnopqrustilkajgbdfvcliuhjksfdlkj January 11, 2006

Potato

The female genitalia, commonly found inbetween the legs.

"Shit man, look at that girls potato!"

by The Gow-man March 20, 2009

Potato

Verb. To hit or be hit.

Did you see that cop potato that protesters head with his club?

by AJ May 13, 2005

Potato

The only thing that holds life as we know it together.

"Potato." -Person #1274913514

by MeeseFTW October 30, 2014

Potato

used to describe someone who outwardly exudes zero stimulating personal qualities, usually living a very unexciting and generally boring-as-fuck life; in other words, a quiet, lifeless human who deprives you of solitude without providing you company.

Can be used as a noun or an adjective interchangeably for anyone who possesses the above characteristics.

Used as an adjective:
Girl- "Why did you break up with her, you were together for so long!!!"
Guy- "I just kind of realized we're very different people - I love to live life and just have fun and that's like totally not her at all. I couldn't see myself marrying her. She's too potato for me."

Used as a noun:
Girlfriend- "I'm still not comfortable with your assistant being so pretty, it makes me nervous."
Boyfriend- "Please don't worry, you have nothing to worry about. She's a potato. Not a threat, hunny."

by Fofanzz November 15, 2014

potatoed

Placing a potato in someone's personal area only to get them to take a "potato" quality picture of said potato.

"What's up with that crappy picture of a potato that Philip keeps asking about?"

"Someone put a potato on his desk. Dude got potatoed."

by UD Free May 11, 2016