Faux Pod

The irritating and disturbing occurrence when the Shuffle feature of your iPod, which randomly selects which songs to play, chooses two incredibly wrong or innapropriate songs to play back-to-back.

Chris nearly choked on his beer as he heard his iPod switch from "Buttons" by the Pussycat Dolls to Perry Como's "Catch a Falling Star." He quickly skipped to the next song to deal with this huge faux pod.

by April S. November 6, 2008

Pod

A person who cannot spell or type very well; a child with special needs

That boy's a right Pod

by Meh April 25, 2003

Nig Pod

The unfinished juul pod you discarded earlier in favor of a new pod, but must use as an alternative to purchasing another pack to temporarily sustain fiendish habit.

“ I found a nig pod on my floor, thank god”

by Ppdnis December 24, 2018

Pod Run

The act of stealing primarily Juul pods or other E-cigarette material from stores by hoppin the counter and boonking that shit. Pod runs are only for the Real G's. Usually, runs are carried out for personal use or distribution for profit. Pod runs carry heavy legal repercussion so if you are caught Run forest run. Pod runs are a whole level above Bottle runs so be sure to know what's up and are prepared.

Jimmy: ayy nigga me and the gang boutta pull a phatty pod run this weekend.
Brett: hell yea bro cash out hard n save me some, ay and dont get caught bro thats high shit

by ApexA(Gang) December 5, 2018

Angelo Pods

The newest Apple product. Unlike the air pods, these will constantly activate Siri and ask for Spanish homework answers.

Bro, these Angelo Pods are so fucking annoying!!

by Mark Ass 22 February 14, 2019

pod pride

A small herd or school of marine animals, especially whales

A feeling or deep pleasure or satisfaction derived from one's own achievements, the achievements of those with whom one is closely associated, or from qualities or possessions that are widely admired.

Our team has pod pride!

We believe in pod pride!

by Conversion Whale January 10, 2018

hag pods

old lady boobies

Dang, those are some straight up hag pods!

by FlowahPowah October 15, 2019