milf-nip

The term milf-nip describes a guy that has rugged features, but still maintains a cute, innocent look that makes older women feel compelled to corrupt him or treat him like a son, albeit in a sexual way. He is the milf version of catnip. This adorably manly aura also has similar effect on women his own age.

He looks like a nice piece of milf-nip; I just want to tuck into bed, kiss his forehead and then fuck his innocence away.

by the agitator August 27, 2013

Seaweed Nips

When an intoxicated man getting sexual pleasure from placing salty seaweed upon each of one's sweaty nipples

Person: Dude, are those seaweed nips?
Dude: Yeah, it makes me feel like Aquaman

by ThE_Bo$s June 6, 2020

crater nips

When nipple's aren't erect they are inverted or sunk into the breast, much like a crater.

"It was so cold last night I got Crater Nips!"

by TheMystic September 26, 2013

hanging nips

Pointy-ended, flabby man boobs.

Private Smith: {removes outer tunic, wearing undershirt only}

Private Jones: Yo, Private Smith, you got hanging nips!

by Lt. Dingo March 5, 2010

Squid nips

When you go snorkeling and a fish thinks your nipple is a piece of squid. The fish proceeds to then bite said nipple.

You thought I scratched you with my fin when we dove in? No dude, that was a fish bitting you! You got them squid nips brah!

by Squidnips May 14, 2016

Shrimp Nips

Extraordinarily tiny nipples; most commonly found on women.

"She had some enormous fucking titties, but those shrimp nips were a real dick deflator."

by Shrimp Father May 15, 2019

leatheroni nips

When a persons nipples are very long and pointy and have the texture and appearance of leather.

Joeys stepdad Sam had a massive case if leatheroni nips when he was hosing off the petunias.

by James "the poon slayer" Busich December 1, 2013