When linda webster, esther byrne and Amy cowan belly flopped on you, you now have a spot on your unnameables😍😍
by shadowboyyyyy!!!! October 5, 2021
Get the Linda webster esther byrne flop stdmug. A person who only exists to be used as an example. She goes off topic in chat rooms and is very proud of her Italian heritage, mentioning her country of origin at any given chance.
by LindaFromItaly April 14, 2023
Get the Linda from Italymug. 1. A Linda is a really cute, short, blonde chick who—because of her good looks— believes she is the best thing that ever happened to Life since sliced bread. The seemingly positive attention she gets from both men and women creates a Rare Beast out of a Linda wherein everyone she comes into contact with becomes a tool for her to use and abuse any which way she can.
2. A Linda lies just to lie. A Linda is so wretched, evil and sautéed in Wrong Sauce that—even though she maintains her physical beauty to at least age 55— she truly becomes the Ugliest woman you have ever seen. Over time, a Linda’s shenanigans and machinations get so played out and predictable that she becomes as transparent as Scotch Tape.
3. A Linda is delusional and incapable of recognizing the harm that her evil words and deeds have brought to others. There ain’t nothing pretty about the perpetual smirk that stays on a Linda’s face. Ultimately, her self important and self absorbed attitude and actions are embarrassing and cause even her once greatest Admirer to sever ties with her altogether.
2. A Linda lies just to lie. A Linda is so wretched, evil and sautéed in Wrong Sauce that—even though she maintains her physical beauty to at least age 55— she truly becomes the Ugliest woman you have ever seen. Over time, a Linda’s shenanigans and machinations get so played out and predictable that she becomes as transparent as Scotch Tape.
3. A Linda is delusional and incapable of recognizing the harm that her evil words and deeds have brought to others. There ain’t nothing pretty about the perpetual smirk that stays on a Linda’s face. Ultimately, her self important and self absorbed attitude and actions are embarrassing and cause even her once greatest Admirer to sever ties with her altogether.
by hipslickcool October 30, 2020
Get the Lindamug. Best Volleyball player in the world. Also very kind and beloved. BUT People also really like to blame her for everything...
by Matty Tatty July 3, 2021
Get the Lindamug. Linda Glove is a term that refers to anything or anyone that is ugly and fucked up but in an iconic and/or cute way. It can also be used to refer to getting got by something iconic but kind of funny such as UTIs or MLM schemes.
Oh damn Linda got me again! This is the third time this year I’ve had a UTI!
Awwwww look at that nasty ass crusty white dog it’s giving such Linda Glove energy!
Awwwww look at that nasty ass crusty white dog it’s giving such Linda Glove energy!
by Miritsu May 3, 2024
Get the Linda Glovemug. by mowmow1177 March 16, 2024
Get the linda sweatingmug. Linda, a basic bitch who likes to ruin people's lives. A whore and an ugly female who only thinks of herself
by jomamasougly October 6, 2022
Get the Lindamug.