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Kris Get The Banana

Q5U4EX7YY2E9N: "Kris Get The Banana"
Kris: *actually gets the banana*
Q5U4EX7YY2E9N: "Potassium"
by 7568ino January 1, 2024
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Kris

Kris is the best person to ever exist. They are so funny and caring and loving and god I love them so much. If you meet a kris, keep them forever please they are the best thing to ever happen to me. Theyre always there for you snd theyre super funny and theyre sweet and
by WolfieTheWeeb November 24, 2021
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Kris

A verb, originating on tiktok by ‘@kardashiandramadaily’, to Kris someone is filming a ‘normal’ video and then switching to a sped up video of Kris Jenner dancing to the P!NK song ‘Lady Marmelade’
Oh no! That is the fourth video in a row I’ve been Krissed 😭
by krisjennerofficial June 13, 2022
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The Kris-Ted effect

When two guys go out for a fun night, don’t objectify women, meet a lot of people, and in the process of not being assholes, they get drinks bought for them.
Dude, last night I saved so much money because the Kris-Ted effect
by Kj7770 November 21, 2023
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kris

stupid blonde kid that sits infront of me in ela. doesnt know how to shut up. ugly. really annoying. sometimes wish i could switch seats with someone so i dont have to listen to him talk a lot anymore. really loud. wish he would fly to the moon and never come back
this boy is annoying, so call him a kris
by hvilee December 6, 2021
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KRIS

Slang for a blonde drag queen. Usually tall, sometimes nice, and found around cities like Austin or Houston on occasion.

Typically has extremely attractive friends. Known to slip.
Look kids, that is a Kris in her natural habitat(a bathroom stall)
by versetheebottom November 23, 2021
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